@_JakeC91

35 || #SAFC | NF1 | Spouts crap at times |Used to be fat - now not as much

 Sunderland, England
Joined April 2020
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Layla Rhiannon@LaylaRhiannon319h
that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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FC Bayern Mรผnchen
@FCBayern20h
๐‘ผ๐’๐’”๐’†๐’“ ๐‘ฉ๐’‚๐’๐’๐’๐’ ๐’…โ€™๐‘ถ๐’“-๐‘บ๐’Š๐’†๐’ˆ๐’†๐’“ ๐’Š๐’”๐’• ๐’…๐’‚! ๐Ÿคฉ So wurde @HKane an der Sรคbener StraรŸe empfangen: fcbayern.com/zBdDA
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Why are they using a map of Currys (formerly Currys PC World) locations?
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 26
GTA VIโ€™s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show itโ€™s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 kmยฒ - GTA VI land area = ~100 kmยฒ
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Daily Romania
@daily_romania14h
Romano Floriani Mussolini, the great-grandson of Italian WWII leader Benito Mussolini, scored his first goal for Lazio in the Serie A
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Sky Sports News
@SkySportsNews2h
BREAKING: Fenerbahce have announced that former Liverpool striker Dirk Kuyt has been appointed head coach on an interim basis. It follows the resignation of Ismail Kartal. ๐Ÿšจ
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Xbox Nostalgia
@Xbox_Nostalgia7h
Matthew Perry loved Xbox so much he played Fallout 3 on his 360 until he developed carpal tunnel. His pure passion even landed him his iconic role as Benny in New Vegas. Remembering a true gamer on October 28. Rest in peace.
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Bobby Eaton Da Pussy@AidanThaGod19h
Bret Hart was only mad at the Sunny Days promo because it implied he liked white women
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Aidan_112@AidanMackem5h
Beating Fleetwood isn't for everyone ๐Ÿ˜‰ #SAFC
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IandrewDiceClay@IANdrewDiceClay18h
I remember at our school two lads in our class were arguing. They were talking about wrestling, and one said "you'd be Yokozuna you fat cunt" and he replied "aye? And you'd be Goldust, you poof." Will never forget it.
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Ray Bradshaw@comedyrayOct 27
The Balon D'or winner wears sketchers. Games gone
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Central
@WestHam_CentralOct 27
Nuno was the only Club manager Harry Kane didn't thank in his Ballon d'Or acceptance speech.
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B/R Football
@brfootballOct 26
From years of no trophies to the Ballon d'Or โค๏ธ
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Those who have got the review copies of Grand Theft Auto VI are out here saying the file size exceeds 230GB at launch ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@433Oct 26
๐ˆ๐“ ๐…๐ˆ๐๐€๐‹๐‹๐˜ ๐‚๐€๐Œ๐„ ๐‡๐Ž๐Œ๐„. ๐“๐‡๐ˆ๐’ ๐“๐ˆ๐Œ๐„, ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐‘๐„๐€๐‹. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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Red Sulk ๐Ÿ’ฅ
@BigRedSulkOct 26
Jesus...
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Michael Owen did not say this, this image has been digitally altered, the quote originally only talks about how Gerard Houllier called him to notify him of his victory. bbc.co.uk/sport/footballโ€ฆ
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HLTCO
@HLTCOOct 27
Michael Oliseโ€™s reaction to Kane winning has made me smile. Itโ€™s a reverse Lampard meme. ๐Ÿ˜‚
HLTCO
@HLTCOOct 27
I had always assumed that Harry Kane wouldnโ€™t get near the Ballon dโ€™Or because he lacked the PR to beat the superstars that he was up against. His numbers, longevity and overall game are so deserving of it. Top man. ๐Ÿซก
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England
@EnglandOct 26
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ†
Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

ALT Harry Kane wins the Ballon D'or

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Luke@SAFC_Luke_2703Oct 26
Fake poppy rage is here again weโ€™re so back
RaiseTheColours.org
@RTCORGUKOct 26
Gosport , the star pub , banned us for our poppy ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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To anyone using the X app In Hartlepool if these are your kids. Get a fucking grip and sort your fucking crotch goblins out. Your kids are attacking people. Don't go crying when one of the little fuckers ends up dead one day. Don't go crying say he was a lovely boy loved by everyone. I'll tell you now he wasn't he was a wanker who lashed out when he couldn't get his own way.
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I Hate Apple
@iHateAppleeOct 25
iPhone Duo users be like......
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