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Khelan

@_Khelan__

ADHD'r, Geeky, lover of 90's bikes, Sci-fi, Horror and just generally terrible movies, Numanoid, sick of attention seeking wahoos and the fascist lefty morons.

 Scotland
Joined August 2012
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Once upon a time, before the internet …
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The fact that Gary Numan hasn't achieved full 'national treasure' status is something that needs to be corrected. A musical pioneer, still going strong and never did a cunty thing in his life. An all round good egg.
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Mr O’Hare@dk60089Sep 9
If you don’t have ADHD, move on, this is not for you
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MöCS
@MocsMetalSep 9
1990 Versus 2025
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No further explanation needed...!!🤣
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This is a repost of Lord Vinheteiro's "Fear of the Dark on rubber chickens" video, originally shared on his Facebook and YouTube channels. The account added its own @HeavyMetal_999 watermark without crediting the creator. facebook.com/reel/139782164… youtube.com/watch?v=oKDZGJ… youtube.com/watch?v=1YFb7P…
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23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @TheWeebl posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.
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Did not know this, but we always wondered why it wasn't even nominated
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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I am a metal fan, and my mum loves this movie, so this cracked me up. It works a lot better than I would have expected it to😂😂
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What else? "Trans women" just want to: - Be housed in your prisons - Breastfeed babies - Change laws affecting everyone to prioritise just us - Compete in your sports - Destroy women-only businesses - Get false birth certificates - Kill TERFs - Pee - Pressurise lesbians to accept "girl dick" - Steal all the government funding from the LGB - Steal our language - Take selfies in women's bathrooms - Take your hormones
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I am not a transphobe. I am a trans denier. No human being can change their sex. That is a biological fact. Saying otherwise is a 100% lie, and nothing more.
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I dare ya 😁😈
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The whole world should see this raging misogynist creep from London Pride, and understand that he perfectly exemplifies the trans activism movement. These men call for our deaths. Nothing happens. If we dare to call them men, though, we are punished for years on end.
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Punt Road
@punt_rdJul 24
The Internet was crated for this…! Rob Zombie’s ‘Dragula’ v Jim Henson’s ‘Muppets’!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Kyle Reese is on your timeline.
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Good for Herman
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11 years ago today, we lost Dr. John Hinds – the legendary "Flying Doctor" who risked everything to save lives on the track. His dedication to motorcycle racing heroes will never be forgotten🏍️❤️
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Explodogmax@xam459Jul 3
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