Someone tell me if i need to go through my tweets ready for the new laws coming in or can I get away with claiming shitpost status?
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Even when I'm retired I just cant help but be nice to subs, it really is a failing on my part 🙃
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Last year I spent the heatwave getting day drunk and annoyed, this year im spending it curled up in front of the AC like a pampered pregnant house cat 🥰
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Its too hot and the pregnancy horny got me in a chokehold, so obviously he bought an air conditioner for this house and organised a system to be installed in the new house and keeps dipping from work to play..
Ain't no humble in that brag 💯
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The fact that he can come off a zoom call, rock my world, then jump into a teams meeting to tell off his underlings turns me on so much it probably explains why im with child
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Big fan of going on #nsfwtwt to see if they've invented any new kinks i might be into
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The way that man can leave me fighting for my life, only able to see in 2D, legs forgotten what their purpose is.. and happily just play final fantasy baffles me
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I dont know whats worse, the fact that my dog is sexually attracted to bath mats, or that shes the most horniest after she has her evening toilet
Cant keep crying because of the animals on #onepiece 😭😭😭😭😭😭 poor chopper 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Time to fire mars into the sun, im too much of a tired submarine to worry about Mars spiders
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