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Are you really reading my bio? Why? Do you even believe these bios? OK, well I'm sorry I wasted your time not writing one...Wow you're still reading?!

Joined September 2014
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“Oh wow you’re so well spoken”
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Rush Hour 2 answers the question
Would a Chinese spy work on a black man
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Your personal feelings and grifting aside, a movie studio is a business. Skydance saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day pull in $1 billion and naturally asked why Superman, the most recognizable superhero in the world, only brought in $600 million.
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Shit like this so weird to me. But since men like Titties and ass we give it a pass. But why do bitches spend 24/7 trying to make niggas horny? Then act clueless, like they just being normal. This was never normal lol
Women so funny bro 🤣
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WB and Paramount spent a trillion dollars in their merger and Gunn was busy greenlighting Clayface movies lol
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The problem is that Gunn keeps trying to make the same movie: a ragtag group of misfits, rejects, and unexpected heroes who somehow come together to save the day. That formula works in certain corners of entertainment. It does NOT work as the foundation for DC.
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LANTERNS has reportedly not been renewed for a Season 2. A studio insider suggests the show "isn't quite capturing the zeitgeist." (via @Variety)
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I mean just an unreal generation of women
ngl when i give birth don’t put that dirty ass baby on me 😂
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Old Hoe still got a few tricks up her sleeve I see
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Coz 21 year old huns say they don't want 21 year old niggas who split Uber fares and share student housing. They want niggas with established careers and private transport. So men over 30 aren't "hunting" younger, they are fulfilling the economic supply curve younger women demand
Men over 30 going after women aged 20–23, what happened to women your own age? 😭
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Don't self diagnose. Go get some new pussy and see if the problem continues
gents, why are so many of our brothers suffering from erectile dysfunction at such a young age?😭
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I love how being a whore has become something people proudly put on their resume😭😭😭
Oldest profession in the world can’t be automated
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Hey.
Anyway I missed you guys, also ignore the pile of shoes by the corner😭
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She looks amazing yazi ungaze umuphikele how she was behind getting that man killed at that party with the presidential cartel guys a few years back🙂Allegedly🙂
Eating clean and going to gym is boring until you put that outfit on, then you remember why 💛. Cleopatra masilela is damn gorgeous 😍.
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“Can you run a mile” became instantly funnier after the camera panned to her 😭😭
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit: “Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀 (via @FadeAwayMedia)
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cheating on ur wife with no prenup at that net worth has to feel good af... like adrenaline junkie shit
JUST IN: Jensen Huang reportedly has no prenup, meaning a divorce could cost him $81 billion, the most expensive divorce ever.
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“This isn’t my type of scene, I’d rather ke ye di Jazz” but you’ve never been to Cape Town International Jazz Festival
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People get mad when fellow blacks have access. All of a sudden they’d rather be in Thailand than blow R25k in Mogwase, but why aren’t you in Thailand ko mezwinking then Nthabiseng?
Why is there so much negativity around FonCity?
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I’m still in awe man, this GIF will feed generations, LOOL
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🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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