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I'm from Buffalo, I tell jokes, and I am a father. I do my best at both

Buffalo, NY
Joined May 2009
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This Week at Helium: @_RickMatthews and friends, Drag Brunch, + @marknorm headlines the weekend! Get your tickets: bit.ly/2Vjym4z
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3 inches feels like 9 when ur in love 😭
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This is the face you make when you hear the new episode of @NobodyWatches is out! Listen to @_RickMatthews and I talk about the ultimate Van Dam fights in a tournament movie from 1988! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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The Bills are back on track and @_RickMatthews joins the podcast to talk about the running game, Shaq Lawson, and Madea movies. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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A couple days late but never a dollar short! New episode is streaming now. Take a step back in time with us when dial up and brick and mortar bookstores were a thing. @rickmatthewscomic and @clayfighter88 break down You’ve Got Mail!! And we have a new employee!! Exciting stuff 📽
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open.spotify.com/episode/3oA… The chemistry is undeniable in the week’s new episode! Between @_RickMatthews and @Clayfighter1 only that is. Listen now on Spotify or where you get your podcasts! #nobodywatcheseverything #capefear
It feels like a trap that no matter what size a wine glass is, if you fill it anywhere close to the top, you look like a total disaster.
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Vampires. Bootleggers. Speakeasys. Crooked Cops. If you read that, then you already know Nobody Watches Everything's movie this week: Bloodrunners! Join @_RickMatthews & @Clayfighter1 as they talk it through: bit.ly/3312jdp #HeliumPodcastNetwork
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TONIGHT! Don't miss a live episode of Nobody Watches Everything, hosted by Buffalo's own @_RickMatthews + @Clayfighter1, streamed right to your favorite device. FREE! Set a reminder: bit.ly/39AYZ9D
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It turns out, 2020 was a bad year to create a 365-day photo diary!
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This week on @NobodyWatches, @_RickMatthews + @Clayfighter1 are talking J-Lo and "The Wedding Planner." Don't watch the movie first. Just saying. Listen: bit.ly/3312jdp #HeliumPodcastNetwork
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New to #HeliumPodcastNetwork: Nobody Watches Everything! @Clayfighter1 + @_RickMatthews take a journey through the ever-growing hellscape that is figuring out what movie to watch; they randomly get a movie, watch it + let you know how it is. Listen here: bit.ly/3312jdp
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Why don’t you listen to the latest episode of @_RickMatthews and I’s podcast while you tirelessly refreshing #ElectionResults. We try to make sense of the @cynroth movie, “Honor and Glory” and don’t do a very good job... Episode 2: Honor and Glory open.spotify.com/episode/5Vd…
Soo...@_RickMatthews and I have a new movie podcast together and you should definitely check it out if you want to be cool or whatever anchor.fm/nobodywatches/epis…
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Josh Allen vs. Miami: -24/35, 417 yards, 4TDs Cam Newton vs. Miami: -15/19, 155 yards, 0TDs Cam Newton was said to have “returned to MVP form”, but for Josh Allen “it’s just the Dolphins.”. Gimmie a break, and put some damn respect into my QBs name.
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Fantasy football teams are like dreams: sorry, but I only care about my own.
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Horrible time for the NRA, first they close down schools and now this.
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My high school guidance counselor told me I should get a summer job with the church. I remember thinking: I refuse to get involved with pedophiles, instead I’m gonna do stand up comedy. Whoops!
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