
@NUFC supporter, @RCDEspanyol & @Lakers enjoyer.
Newcastle Upon Tyne
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Like clockwork
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Artists> AI sucks
Musicians> AI sucks
Coders> AI sucks
Writers> AI sucks
Managers> AI sucks
Researchers> AI sucks
Guy that can’t do any of these things>
“OMG THIS IS THE BEST TOOL EVER!”
Oir highest rated player on this site on our bench
You shouted. Loudly. Including you, @everton. We listened.
Giving weight to both form and reputation in one list of the 50 best players in the Premier League was just too ambitious/silly/unachievable.
So we’ve stripped it back, and are judging players purely on their form this season. And we’ll be back again next month.
(Spoiler: there are no Manchester United players on this list.)
🔗 nyti.ms/3WxnLFK
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Fuck me man there's no way people are believing this 😭😭
🚨 Alexander Isak reveals his conversation with Eddie Howe that made him decide to choose Liverpool as his next club:
🎙️ Interviewer: “Your departure from Newcastle was extremely difficult. There was a breakdown in communication, you stopped reporting to the first-team squad and ended up training separately. What really happened?
Alexander Isak: “It was a very difficult period, probably one of the most uncomfortable moments of my career. I had given everything to Newcastle, but at some point I felt the relationship between myself and the club was no longer moving in the right direction.
“My conversation with Eddie Howe was important. I wanted clarity. I wanted to understand what the club’s plans were and whether we genuinely shared the same vision for my future.
“I respect Eddie, but I also had to be honest with myself. I didn’t want to spend the best years of my career in a situation where every conversation became an argument and every decision created another problem.
Interviewer: “Did that conversation make you realise you had to leave?
Alexander Isak: “I think it made me realise that things had gone too far. I wasn’t happy with how everything was developing, and the situation eventually reached a point where I was training separately.
“People can criticise me for how things unfolded, and I understand that. Newcastle supporters had every right to be frustrated. But I also wanted people to understand that a footballer’s career is short. You cannot ignore an opportunity simply because leaving is uncomfortable.
Interviewer: “What did Liverpool offer that Newcastle couldn’t?
Alexander Isak: “Liverpool showed me a different level of ambition. When I spoke with the people there, I understood the project, the expectations and what they wanted me to contribute.
“Playing for Liverpool means competing for the biggest trophies. You look at the history, the supporters, Anfield and the responsibility that comes with wearing that shirt. I wanted that challenge.
“And the coach also made it clear how he saw me fitting into his team. He wasn’t just interested in signing another striker. He explained how he wanted to develop our attacking partnership and make me an important part of the project.
Interviewer: “Do you regret how things ended at Newcastle?
Alexander Isak: “I will always appreciate the people who supported me there. But I won’t pretend everything was perfect. Sometimes a relationship reaches a point where both sides know things cannot continue as they are.
“I didn’t leave because Newcastle is a small club. I left because I believed Liverpool was the right next step for my career.
“I understand why Newcastle fans are angry, but I also hope they understand that I couldn’t spend my entire career waiting for the right moment to leave. I had a decision to make, and I made it.
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Can someone actually explain to me why injunctions are allowed.
Every time I've ever heard of one it's because some rich cunt celeb or politician has done something absolutely fucking disgusting and trying to hide the fact they should be thrown off a bridge.
Russell Brand
David Walliams
And now another one… 👀 metro.co.uk/2026/11/11/secon…
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every recent british news cycle:
wikipedia to be banned for under 16s over concerns it could be used for grooming, face ID will now be required to use the website
opinion: should all trans people be ground into fertiliser?
is adhd real?
opinion: im scared of brown people
And rinse and repeat
- short term uptick in results
- poor transfer window, fans in the moment will say it's the best ever
- realise they've completely mishired again because recruitment is shite
- don't see immediate return to top, crumble and end up back here in a year
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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Anyone noticed the uptick on these completely incorrect and pointless graphs recently.
Wissa, with an average position of "who the fuck knows" is nowhere near close to a box crasher. I wouldn't trust him to crash a plane with no engines.
Who creates and gets into the box in the Premier League? 🏴
🇫🇷 Cherki is top of both scales.
🇳🇴 Ødegaard, 🇵🇹 Bruno and 🏴 Palmer are right there with him.
🇨🇭 Xhaka and 🏴 Anderson create from deep.
🇨🇩 Wissa and 🇸🇪 Ayari are pure box threat.
Box Crasher vs Creator, 26/27 📊
Formula in the comments 👇
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Always thought that the people going for things like this aren't even bothered about the thing itself.
They do it to tell everyone they did it, or to pretend to be an influencer in their heads.
Same type of people who are onto their 5th viral tiktok waterbottle 2 in years.
Sometimes, I feel like an alien in British society because of my autism and ADHD, but at least I'm not queuing for a fucking cookie in M&S
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