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LTB

@_Tempo11

Doctor. Holistic as fuck. Every Starbucks barista hates me... https://teapaw.org/t.co/JCGn74YlZn

 TORONTO • CANADA
Joined November 2011
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I made assumptions about your whole life from that one tweet you wrote back in 2016.
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I just heard there are people who only kiss their dogs on their head and not their nose and frankly I’M APPALLED.
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Meatball is a great name for a meatball
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I’ve started wearing baseball caps with the tags still on them.
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My family crest is just the fork imprints on a peanut butter cookie.
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Relax, my hair is still great.
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Lisa@MsLisaMOct 19
You'd better order your pajamas from Old Navy, now, if your want to be my date for Christmas Eve.
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You know that first time you hear a really great song and know it'll become one of your favorites? Some people are like that, too.
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One of my favorite colors is October.
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Imagine sending your internet boyfriend a song saying “this makes me think of us” but it’s actually his wedding song lol.
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“You look happy” Thanks I don’t watch the news.
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I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up
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I wouldn’t mind cleaning if everything wasn’t so dirty.
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It’s an ice cream sandwich kinda summer
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If there are two beds in the hotel room I’ll sleep in the sex bed because fuck the patriarchy.
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I saw a guy today wearing rolled up jeans and he wasn’t biking.
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age is a privilege and i feel so lucky.
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Happy Birthday Madonna!
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I used to tweet like a savage but now I just pee in my backyard.
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B@JustifiablyBJun 5
Rome has fallen go to the beach
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Let’s compare bird identifier apps. That’s a sext.
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