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Matty Boom Batty

@vlowgoes

Yeah I know it's twitter, but fuck you. I can still be nice and sincere, and fuck off if you don't like it.

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Joined January 2011
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Bill Kristol
@BillKristolNov 6
Stephen Miller as White House chief of staff. I did Nazi this coming.
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Jason La Canfora
@JasonLaCanforaNov 4
Rough night for racist pigs. Finally
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One of my favorite colors is October.
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LTB@_Tempo1129 Nov 2014
*On the rowing machine* This is gay
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T@BellahJosieOct 16
music helps
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Each and every person has got the ability and opportunity to change the world for the better DO IT !
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 16
The abbreviation of “number” is “no.” because everything is a bunch of horseshit.
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Her Tall Boots
@fuzzlime21 Jul 2019
I feel like i've missed out on wide swaths of american pop culture
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I’m still punk rock I say as I am excitedly over the moon about my fancy new teapot.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterSep 24
He had the balls of an angel
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Jö$h@JoshKing220 Mar 2017
I said a "hand towel" not a "dish towel" are you a barbarian?
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Sorry I can’t come to work. I accident put my life in the hands of a rock ‘n roll band.
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LaLaLyds@LaLa_LydsSep 28
Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay
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Toby 🇵🇸@tobestewartOct 8
*meekly reading an atlas*
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 8
Only buying things by the sack from now on. Sack of lotion. Sack of batteries. Sack of coleslaw.
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The impulse to buy an air fryer will pass. Remember your counter space.
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Ignatius J. Wryly@WallawallaslimOct 8
Went for a walk in the woods, now I have of lot of new pictures to delete.
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MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchSep 28
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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Randy Arozarena
@RandyArozarenaSep 27
#TridentsUp
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Just let the music take your heart where it wants to go.
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