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Ohio
Joined March 2014
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girls love it when u drink 14 beers and snort a gram in one evening and can’t get hard
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Gilbert Gottfried - In the End (Linkin Park cover)
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Watson retweeted
The best way to make friends as a lonely adult is to keep tweeting into the void like a schizophrenic.
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Losing time for Gemara, the yetzer hara has won again
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Black people consistently across the board prefer all flats, extra crispy when it comes to chicken wings. What’s up w that
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you stupid bitch we could have had it all but you turned me down and have now created a monster the likes of which this world has never seen
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If you know anyone who incurred damages as a result of this guys content let them know now is the time to sue him. He can not withstand another lawsuit. He is currently getting destroyed in Columbia County Florida where he is bleeding huge amounts of money to defend himself, and having his appeals nuked. I personally sued him pro se, buried him in tens of thousands of dollars in billable hours for his lawyer, and the court denied his anti SLAPP garbage. He can be served at his residence in Melbourne Florida.
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A little Tuesday guitar noise for your timeline 🔥
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Yeah @HeinzTweets, why are you jewing us out of the good ketchup?
Hey @HeinzTweets CEO, why do Europeans get the best-quality ketchup while Americans go without? We tried to bring your superior European recipe (real sugar, incredible taste) to the U.S. Instead, you're pushing "Simply Heinz" — but it just doesn't taste as good. Heinz is a great American brand. Why are you giving Europe a higher-quality product than the one you offer to your own home country? Stop forcing us to look elsewhere for a replacement. Do the right thing for American diners. 🇺🇸🍅
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Watson retweeted
i do this twitter shit for zero likes and 5 unfollows
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These are his Scottish genes speaking
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Picking ass over boobs is spiritually 3rd worldist
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Job Interviewer: "Tell me about yourself" Me:
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Replying to @captive_dreamer
Pipe down there libtard. Selective hearing is a malady of the left
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No one in this picture celebrated "Diwali."
No one in this picture celebrated "Diwali."
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Replying to @SCHIZO_FREQ
My type is girls who are cute and nice to me
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Trump: “I’LL NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR MY DEEPLY UNPOPULAR NEOCON WAR FOR ISRAEL!” Also Trump: “Mass deportations were unpopular, cancel them.” Notice what he was willing to sacrifice his political capital for. Israel, not America.
Q: You think your deportation policy went too far? Trump: I think it might be too tough.
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Him converting to judaism and Trump pardoning him would be the funniest thing ever
🇻🇪🇺🇸 | AHORA — Nicolás Maduro estudia el judaísmo y recibe visitas de líderes religiosos en prisión, según The New York Times. Personas cercanas aseguran que nunca mostró interés por esa religión antes de su captura.
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They should remake 'Elf' but instead of Will Ferrell it's Heinrich Himmler
“Evil Nazis” using their spare time to make children toys for Christmas:
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