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Bears Skating and more bears 🛹🐻

Maryland, USA
Joined May 2013
We're going on a trip
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She’s incredibly turned on lmao
Please remember to wear your seatbelt at all times for safety. 😳😳😳 I wish I could have this kind of calm all the time.
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This shit got me crying 😭😭😭😭😭
🗣️ I’m not his bishhh no more!!!!!
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Replying to @chuggzzy
Ill legitimately never understand this for as long as i live 😭😭😭 Like whats their thought process? Is it "too real" all of a sudden? Were they never intending on actually following through? Like genuinely what goes through their heads to just block + ghost like that.
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The way this could go either way LOL
Ex situationship asking if we can be friends and just have “fun”
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me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
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Gas station employees have treated me better than family LMAO. Terrible take not a grudge I move on ….mwah 😉
people who actually hold grudges against their family members & go years without speaking to them are not good ppl 😭 idk it’s literally your family
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when the nap drains ur energy even more rather than replenishing it
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Anyone can 🥺
Can a 28 year old start all over again?
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Jesus fucking CHRIST
Actress Sally Field celebrates her 80th birthday today. abcnews.visitlink.me/7_jq5A
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Since moving I’ve realized I’ve never been scared
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I don’t know about yall but my exs and I end cool. Him and his husband call me to chat about shity movies we’ve seen
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“Lo que Harry encontraba más raro en casa de Ron, sin embargo, no era el espejo parlante ni el espíritu que hacía ruidos, sino el hecho de que allí, al parecer, todos lo querían”
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
People are gay that have never been gay before
Brett Jones makes history as Alabama’s first openly gay sheriff after defeating two-term Republican incumbent Kevin Turner.
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Greedy ass nigga lmao
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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I gotta figure it out… SOON.
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Just started a new job and literally had this experience with the only other black person
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This one almost did me in
My TikTok fyp is a mess I seen 3 videos back to back and each time I almost stopped breathing from how hard I was laughing
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In May 2025, 15-year-old Kylie Arellano vanished from her family's home in Garden City, Utah. For more than 500 days, there was no trace of her. All this time, Kylie was held captive in the basement of Adam Hunter Harmel, a 39-year-old man she had met online. After picking her up in his car, Adam threw her phone into a river and drove her to his home in Oregon. Once inside, he told her she wasn't allowed to leave. For the next 17 months, he allegedly beat and sexually abused Kylie, even forcing her to pull off her own braces with pliers to make her harder to identify. To keep her occupied, Adam gave her a phone without cellular data, but one that could still connect to Wi-Fi. He was sure it wouldn't be enough for her to get help. What he didn't realize was that one of the games on it, Among Us, had a live chat that connected players with strangers around the world. In one of those chats, Kylie started talking with another young player. They moved their conversation to another app, where she revealed her real name and said she was being held against her will in Oregon. Instead of ignoring the message, the child told a parent, who alerted the FBI. On November 1, 2026, police rescued Kylie after 520 days in the dark. Her kidnapper was arrested during a traffic stop in Ontario.
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the sparkles in his eyes😭
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“It’s their job to clean up”
what is a subtle sign someone isn't a good person?
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