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Bears Skating and more bears 🛹🐻

Maryland, USA
Joined May 2013
Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
She’s incredibly turned on lmao
Please remember to wear your seatbelt at all times for safety. 😳😳😳 I wish I could have this kind of calm all the time.
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This shit got me crying 😭😭😭😭😭
🗣️ I’m not his bishhh no more!!!!!
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
Replying to @chuggzzy
Ill legitimately never understand this for as long as i live 😭😭😭 Like whats their thought process? Is it "too real" all of a sudden? Were they never intending on actually following through? Like genuinely what goes through their heads to just block + ghost like that.
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
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when the nap drains ur energy even more rather than replenishing it
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
Jesus fucking CHRIST
Actress Sally Field celebrates her 80th birthday today. abcnews.visitlink.me/7_jq5A
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
“Lo que Harry encontraba más raro en casa de Ron, sin embargo, no era el espejo parlante ni el espíritu que hacía ruidos, sino el hecho de que allí, al parecer, todos lo querían”
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
People are gay that have never been gay before
Brett Jones makes history as Alabama’s first openly gay sheriff after defeating two-term Republican incumbent Kevin Turner.
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
Greedy ass nigga lmao
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
Just started a new job and literally had this experience with the only other black person
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
This one almost did me in
My TikTok fyp is a mess I seen 3 videos back to back and each time I almost stopped breathing from how hard I was laughing
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
In May 2025, 15-year-old Kylie Arellano vanished from her family's home in Garden City, Utah. For more than 500 days, there was no trace of her. All this time, Kylie was held captive in the basement of Adam Hunter Harmel, a 39-year-old man she had met online. After picking her up in his car, Adam threw her phone into a river and drove her to his home in Oregon. Once inside, he told her she wasn't allowed to leave. For the next 17 months, he allegedly beat and sexually abused Kylie, even forcing her to pull off her own braces with pliers to make her harder to identify. To keep her occupied, Adam gave her a phone without cellular data, but one that could still connect to Wi-Fi. He was sure it wouldn't be enough for her to get help. What he didn't realize was that one of the games on it, Among Us, had a live chat that connected players with strangers around the world. In one of those chats, Kylie started talking with another young player. They moved their conversation to another app, where she revealed her real name and said she was being held against her will in Oregon. Instead of ignoring the message, the child told a parent, who alerted the FBI. On November 1, 2026, police rescued Kylie after 520 days in the dark. Her kidnapper was arrested during a traffic stop in Ontario.
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Horace Slughorn 🧪 retweeted
the sparkles in his eyes😭
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“It’s their job to clean up”
what is a subtle sign someone isn't a good person?
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Getting paid and immediately paying my credit card bill.
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“haven’t seen you in a while, what u been up to” me:
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Me thinking people would be nice to me because I’m nice to them.
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Yo cuando era peque y mi madre se paraba 1 hora a hablar con una vecina
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Me every single time i see a complete stranger on this internet beat cancer
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