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Toochi

@_Toochi

Just tweetin' shit I breathe football and Manchester United is the air

Joined April 2024
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πŸ† @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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You can’t be in the goat conversation if you don’t have the BOAT
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😎@chrismane__13h
β€œBarco is better than Enzo” β€œBarco will have a good Chelsea career than Enzo” β€œWho needs Enzo when you have Barco” Enzo don enter round 5 for carabao cup , Barco don send you go house
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@mateobellini0216h
TenΓ©s razΓ³n, Fabri. Esta era gratis y la ganΓ³ Mes… ah no parΓ‘
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Fabri Uruguayo (@Fabriuruguayo) profile pictureFabri Uruguayo
@Fabriuruguayo16h
ΒΏSaben por quΓ© Cristiano Ronaldo ganΓ³ el BalΓ³n de Oro de todos los tiempos? Porque para votar habΓ­a que pagar un euro por cada voto. Y acΓ‘ estΓ‘ la diferencia: la gente humilde, la gente trabajadora que se levanta todos los dΓ­as para ganarse el pan, muchas veces no puede darse el lujo de gastar plata en estas cosas. En cambio, los ricos, los que tienen la billetera llena, pueden pagar y votarlo 400.000 veces si quieren. Β‘AsΓ­ cualquiera gana! Messi representa al pueblo, a la gente humilde y trabajadora. Cristiano Ronaldo representa la riqueza, el poder del dinero y a los que pueden pagar para votar todas las veces que quieran. Para mΓ­, el mejor de la historia no se elige con la billetera. MESSI ES PUEBLO, CRISTIANO ES RIQUEZA
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Cristiano Ronaldo, 2008❀️ The greatest individual season in football history🐐
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Liverpool handing over Chelsea to Manchester United
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You have 8 ballon D’ors but you’re not the best Ballon D’or winner of all time
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Timber’s son: Dad my favorite bible verse is Romans 3:5 Timber: what does it say? Timber’s son: β€œIs God unjust by inFLEETting wrath on us?” Timber:
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Many players have won the ballon D’or But only one player has the B.O.A.T
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I go dey post 2008 Ronaldo video everyday now. Guess why? Just to make that fraud Stans cry moreπŸ˜‚
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If your GOAT no get B.O.A.T Una no go follow us wake tomorrow
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Ballon D'or trophies. Cristiano Ronaldo - 5 Xavi - 0 Iniesta - 0 Henry - 0 Ibrahimovic - 0 Luis Suarez - 0 Wayne Rooney - 0 Aguero - 0 Guess who also has 0, just guess 😭
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@UTDKobiOct 27
The entire Fleetwood starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Viktor Gyokeres. The question is, has Gyokeres finally found his level?
WelBeast (@WelBeast) profile pictureWelBeast
@WelBeast27 Aug 2025
The entire Grimsby Town starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Benjamin Sesko. The question is, has Sesko finally found his level?
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It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ronaldo Jnr 😭😭😭😭😭 πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ
Olivia πŸ’ž (@Blessing_Olivi) profile pictureOlivia πŸ’ž
@Blessing_OliviOct 27
I'm at the hospital, they are currently taking me to the labour room. It seems I'm going to be a mom, please pray for me. πŸ˜­πŸ™
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Fleetwood 5:3
Jurrien Timber (@JurrienTimber) profile pictureJurrien Timber
@JurrienTimberOct 27
Isaiah 41:10
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The painful part is that Arsenal fans can’t use European titles to banter Fleetwood TownπŸ’”
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Dembele β€” 7th Haaland β€” 8th Olise β€” 9th Fabian Ruiz β€” 10th Messi β€” 5th Man football was ruined because of Lionel Messi πŸ’”
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@EzekielJr18Oct 27
Fleetwood allowing Arsenal to equalize so they can beat them on Pen.
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GOONER DAVID (@dejesusofficia) profile pictureGOONER DAVID
@dejesusofficia27 Aug 2025
Grimsby allowing Man United to equalize so they can beat them on Pen.
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Fleetwood see wetin you give me chopeth 😭😭😭😭
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@UTDTreyOct 17
PSG beat Barcelona Real Madrid beat Barcelona Lamine Yamal doesn’t win the Ballon D’or
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