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Just tweetin' shit I breathe football and Manchester United is the air

Joined April 2024
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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Replying to @_afbeautyy
Naomi let’s use the brains God gave us to think
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🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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You can’t be in the goat conversation if you don’t have the BOAT
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“Barco is better than Enzo” “Barco will have a good Chelsea career than Enzo” “Who needs Enzo when you have Barco” Enzo don enter round 5 for carabao cup , Barco don send you go house
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Tenés razón, Fabri. Esta era gratis y la ganó Mes… ah no pará
¿Saben por qué Cristiano Ronaldo ganó el Balón de Oro de todos los tiempos? Porque para votar había que pagar un euro por cada voto. Y acá está la diferencia: la gente humilde, la gente trabajadora que se levanta todos los días para ganarse el pan, muchas veces no puede darse el lujo de gastar plata en estas cosas. En cambio, los ricos, los que tienen la billetera llena, pueden pagar y votarlo 400.000 veces si quieren. ¡Así cualquiera gana! Messi representa al pueblo, a la gente humilde y trabajadora. Cristiano Ronaldo representa la riqueza, el poder del dinero y a los que pueden pagar para votar todas las veces que quieran. Para mí, el mejor de la historia no se elige con la billetera. MESSI ES PUEBLO, CRISTIANO ES RIQUEZA
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Cristiano Ronaldo, 2008❤️ The greatest individual season in football history🐐
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Liverpool handing over Chelsea to Manchester United
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You have 8 ballon D’ors but you’re not the best Ballon D’or winner of all time
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Timber’s son: Dad my favorite bible verse is Romans 3:5 Timber: what does it say? Timber’s son: “Is God unjust by inFLEETting wrath on us?” Timber:
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Many players have won the ballon D’or But only one player has the B.O.A.T
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I go dey post 2008 Ronaldo video everyday now. Guess why? Just to make that fraud Stans cry more😂
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If your GOAT no get B.O.A.T Una no go follow us wake tomorrow
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Ballon D'or trophies. Cristiano Ronaldo - 5 Xavi - 0 Iniesta - 0 Henry - 0 Ibrahimovic - 0 Luis Suarez - 0 Wayne Rooney - 0 Aguero - 0 Guess who also has 0, just guess 😭
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The entire Fleetwood starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Viktor Gyokeres. The question is, has Gyokeres finally found his level?
The entire Grimsby Town starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Benjamin Sesko. The question is, has Sesko finally found his level?
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It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ronaldo Jnr 😭😭😭😭😭 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
I'm at the hospital, they are currently taking me to the labour room. It seems I'm going to be a mom, please pray for me. 😭🙏
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Fleetwood 5:3
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The painful part is that Arsenal fans can’t use European titles to banter Fleetwood Town💔
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Dembele — 7th Haaland — 8th Olise — 9th Fabian Ruiz — 10th Messi — 5th Man football was ruined because of Lionel Messi 💔
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Fleetwood allowing Arsenal to equalize so they can beat them on Pen.
Grimsby allowing Man United to equalize so they can beat them on Pen.
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