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Back in college, one night I came home with a girl and found my roommate sleeping. It was late, so I couldn't chase him out. I told this girl we had to spend the night, the three of us. She said it was okay.
At around 11, coitus time, I whispered in her ear and said, "Onjesha morio wangu, haezi umia peke yake."
I remember I had given her like six strokes spending less than a minute when my D went soft. My roommate Frank akavaa kondiko aingie kwenye buyu la asali. I remember this nigga gave her hard pumps for at least four minutes. He was a Kisii dude.
By that time, mimi nishaanza kupata stamina naskia dekki ina steady, nataka nirudi juu, and this lady said, "Washa lafiki yako aederee." She was from Karatina, with a very deep Kikuyu accent.
Wherever you are, Scarlet Mumbi, fuck you and that ugly roommate of mine. Walinitoa kwa mchezo. Sijawahi heal hadi leo.
Hiyo infinix ilikua inachemkia kwa mfuko inataka kunichoma bolingos buana, wacha ni Upgrade Kwa hii Samsung naskia iko at least.
Karibu niombe baddie Fulani hapa Kwa mat number nikaona akipigia rafiki yake simu amtumie chwani alipe fare, wacha hiyo number ikae
Nimetulia tu hapo matatu near the window enjoying the view alafu mtu mnono anakuja kukaa kando yangu, kwani haoni viti zingine uko 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Alafu ifike Siku ya judgment day shetani aambie Mungu pole atusamehe alafu matenda dhambi tuingie kukula sasa maziwa na asali😂😂
Mimi usiniweke Kwa hizo group za fund raising za harusi, unless nakula bibi yako ama bibi yako ananikula
