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Dont go anywhere and ask for an egg and cheese roll on a night out you fanny
Don’t go to Europe and ask for an egg n cheese on a roll after a night out 💀
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Unless you’ve traveled away with Everton and had to watch them get beat in the 89th minute, then get on a coach with pissy toilets and get home at nobead o’clock having spent the GDP of a small country, you won’t fathom why what Barry has done and said is absolutely unforgivable.
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Pssst… something special is starting @TheFlorrie 💜
Anna & Nicola are launching a brand-new Florrie Women’s Wellbeing Walking Group — a welcoming space for women to get out, stay active, connect, laugh, and explore our beautiful city together.
Step by step, we’ll support each other as we walk through this thing called life… togetHER. 💜
Everyone is welcome.
Completely free of charge.
The first walks starts on Wednesday 17th December at 10:30am @TheFlorrie ❤️💙
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Why does always end up in a question like this. As it happens will never beat the evening of 17th November 1993. theguardian.com/football/blo…
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis has eaten Ange Postecoglou.
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Everton have won just three of their last 31 home Premier League matches when they've conceded first.
𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗖𝗿𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲.
🔵 Everton 3-2 Crystal Palace, 19 May 2022
🔵 Everton 2-1 Crystal Palace, 28 September 2024
🔵 Everton 2-1 Crystal Palace, 5 October 2025
Stat: @OptaJoe
Barto retweeted
Here they are. Magnificent.
6 Oktoberfest beers from all 6 Munich beer houses.
Pouring now 🍻
#oktoberfest2025 #Oktoberfest
Barto retweeted
This @oasis tour is amazing to see.
It’s also amazing to see all these British music journalists/britpop snobs contorting themselves into frustrated knots of resentment because they can’t just see it’s a massive cultural thing that doesn’t give a fuck what they say about it.
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Replying to @_barto1
_barto1 X doesn't reveal profile visitors, but analyzing your mutuals by engagements, the biggest bellend is TopBalc4 TopBalc4 TopBalc4! Tagged as requested. (All in good fun—Evertonians unite!)
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“hi grok, i’ve just shit my pants, what should i do?”
this is how yous all sound btw.
fucking losers.
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This version of Z Cars hits differently. 😭
🎥 youtube.com/watch?v=-WK5J8T8…
#EndOfAnEra
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Some lad rocked up at the brick with his decks whilst using someone else’s lecky for his extension lead
Heavy 🙌🏻































