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it's cool because when people hear "X" outloud, it will (however briefly) conjure every feeling we already associate with the word "ex."
ah yeah, things were good for a while. i wonder how they're doing. sometimes i miss them, but i'm glad we broke it off. i'm much happier now.
Replying to @lindayaX
X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.
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If you live in Tennessee and this district map doesn't make you insanely angry, you probably don't live with 2/3rds of disenfranchised Tennesseans that reside in racially diverse urban centers.
If you live in Memphis or Nashville or Chattanooga, your vote doesn't count.
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Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval
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Fanatec CSL DD + Boost Kit 180 giveaway!
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Winner decided on Nov 26th
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Now that my $4000 laptop has 64GB of RAM and a 600GB/s memory bus, maybe I can finally switch to Google Chrome!
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Isomorphism is an illusion, born of insufficient understanding of "the other side."
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"How to test async?"
* Async = I/O = not your job
* Pull I/O to entry point & integration test
* Call plain sync functions, unit test them
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Marco Rubio: I'd like to interrupt you to give the voiceover for my upcoming biopic where I play myself at age 17.
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Congratulations and welcome to 8th Light's newest software craftsman in Chicago, Emmanuel San Miguel! (@esanmiguelc)
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8th Light is hiring experienced developers and designers to join our teams in Chicago, Los Angeles, and London! ow.ly/QD1LT
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#gitflow: when you need a VCS extension to make your VCS strategy palatable, it's time to admit you have a problem
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Wise words from @antiheroine in her latest Notes in the Margins post.
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Xcode 7 beta 2: developer.apple.com/xcode/do…
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In light of National Women in Engineering day, checkout this badass 91 y/o engineer by the name of Barbara Beskin upworthy.com/barbara-was-hir…
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Have to be a white president to be a neutral observer on race. teapaw.org/KimBrownTalks/status/6…
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New York's hottest club is JavaScript. It has everything: prototypal inheritance, first-class functions, dynamic typing...
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If I wasn't such a mean person I wouldn't find living in my brain as entertaining as I do. I should keep most thoughts to myself























