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I understand that "the nile" is supposed to sound like "denial," but why is it in Egypt? Does it imply that denial is an affliction, its darkness akin to the mysteries of Ancient Egypt and the vastness of its grip akin to the Nile, the longest river in the world?
when the bartender is trying to teach you a dice game but your friends keeping putting the dice in their mouths
don’t really have an issue with Kylie Jenner funding the fantasy bra on the condition that she gets to walk in it because 1) whatever id do the same 2) theoretically that creates the conditions for the most beautiful fantasy bra humanity could create BUT - it was kind of mid .
my aversion to garlic and sunlight should have more people feeling suspicious but they don’t care and trust me
