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Dica do dia: façam natação
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Ansioso para recriar essa no final do ano
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oiiii quer ver Bleach cmg?
oiii quer ver a nova onda do imperador cmg?
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Queria ser o sortudo que ficou com ele depois da corrida
hoje a janta é na casa das landetes.
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Vazou a 1ª redação nota 1000 com apenas uma frase
tentando bater siririca e o ventilador fica secando a baba da minha priquita afff
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Ridiculous that I now have to consider how Horny a CEO is when investing in a company
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Think of all the gay spies who got absolutely nowhere with Sam Altman….
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Último post sobre a polêmica das seringas, porque não aguento mais os comentários: não sou contra a redução de danos, acho necessário; não reconhecer a importância dessa prática é ser idiota. ​Meu contraponto nisso tudo é a romantização do tema, como se fosse algo 'lindo' +
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o suprassumo da revolução da saúde pública. Romantizar isso cria a falsa ilusão de que não há problema, e cada vez mais estamos normalizando o uso exagerado de drogas apenas para curtir um rolê. +
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Ninguém aqui é paladino da moral, as pessoas continuarão usando todos os tipos de drogas. Porém, não podemos ignorar o fato de que minimizar riscos e danos não é um fim em si mesmo; pode até ser um paliativo, mas não é a solução.
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Novo membro dos legendários 👏👏👏
🤖 Made with AI
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Kkkkkkkkk
Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.
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Apesar de toda polêmica da festa, a ideia do chucódromo eu achei interessante. Ja sabia que teria e super apoio que mais festas adotem a ideia.
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Isso aqui é cinema!
The US government spent billions building a chip embargo and cyber fortress around Nvidia. Her name was Alice Huang (Huang Le). She walked into a Taipei whiskey bar, got close to CEO Jensen Huang, and routed $4.8 billion of Nvidia AI hardware through a Singapore firm in 20 months. This is the story of Alice Huang and how a 5,000-year-old human exploit bypassed a $3.5 trillion tech giant that's guarded like a military base. 2023 - June 2024 - Chinese mobile gaming firm 7Road spins out a new data center startup in Singapore called Megaspeed - Alice Huang, a former TV reporter in China with no family relation to Jensen Huang, steps in as managing director - during the June 2024 Computex conference in Taipei, she bets tech executives at a whiskey bar that she can get the Nvidia CEO to show up - shortly after 12:00 AM midnight, 63-year-old Jensen Huang walks in wearing his black leather jacket and sits right beside her for the rest of the night June 2024 - February 2026 - while Washington blocks H100 and B200 chip exports and bans ASML EUV lithography machines from China, Megaspeed becomes a massive buyer - trade records tracked by The New York Times show Megaspeed and its Malaysian sister firm buy $4.8 billion worth of Nvidia AI hardware - at least $2 billion in advanced chips flow through Malaysia into Indonesian data centers where Chinese tech giant Alibaba rents the compute capacity May 2025 - Jensen Huang and Alice Huang are photographed leaving the San Liu Shi Fu restaurant in Taipei on May 23, with Alice walking right behind him in a pink dress holding a glass of red wine - after monitoring Alice Huang for over 1 year, US intelligence agencies circulate a classified assessment concluding she was recruited by China's Ministry of State Security (MSS) - when intelligence officers unmask the American citizen on her intercepted phone calls, the name comes back as Jensen Huang October 2026 - Today - Nvidia initially dismisses federal probes in the US, Singapore, and Taiwan by calling the meetings "completely normal and not unusual" - on November 8, 2026, after The New York Times and Financial Times expose the romantic relationship, Jensen Huang emails 30,000+ employees admitting he was unfaithful to his wife of 43 years: "I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry." To this day, Nvidia's Board of Directors is investigating whether its own CEO was compromised by a foreign spy operation, while Kalshi prices a 20% chance he steps down before 2029. You can spend billions locking down silicon wafers, export controls, and enterprise firewalls. Across 5,000 years of espionage, when encryption becomes unbreakable, the biggest zero-day vulnerability on the planet is still human biology.
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Rede insana kkkkkkkkkk
posta os dados dele mesmo otaria kkkk cadastrado pro proximo concurso da patrulha canina
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Ele que nem a Virgínia achando que GP era outra coisa
Neymar dando a bandeirada final do GP de Interlagos. 🏁🇧🇷
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Coisinha mais fofa o João Gomes recuperado da depressão que ele teve durante as eleições. Queria saber quais foram os remédios que fizeram isso tão rápido
Home crowd, home support 🇧🇷 Thanks for stopping by João Gomes 💚💛 #HaasF1 #F1 #BrazilGP
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País absurdo, lamento! Kkkkkkkkk
This is wild, even by President Trump’s standards.
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Isso que é farmar aura? Não conheço muito bem
ми всі були не готові до цього.
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TÔ CHORANDO
virginia tá no paddock mds escondam o lando norris
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Hábito é uma merda. Acostumei a comer um pedaço de chocolate amargo a noite antes de deitar, nessa semana, que trouxe doce de banana da casa da minha mãe, decidi não comprar o chocolate. Agora tô aqui, sofrendo sem ter um mísero tabletinho para saciar a vontade
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