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Alesa

@_ctrlaltdelight

CEO of relatable mom tweets

 Seattle, WA
instagram.com/wideawokee
Joined October 2014
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Doug Collins and Matt Gaetz should quarantine themselves forever, COVID-19 or not
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YT: Liyah Unique ✨💛 (@liyah_unique__) profile pictureYT: Liyah Unique ✨💛@liyah_unique__8 Mar 2020
Sco pa tu manaa
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@Jenna_Marbles
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We almost adopted a pig ..but then I found out I was pregnant 😂
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I knowwwww but they’re so cute 😩
Sarah Morgan-Reese (@Curlydog4) profile pictureSarah Morgan-Reese@Curlydog410 Mar 2020
Replying to @_ctrlaltdelight
Girl you can not get a little boy white shoes, it just does not work 😂😂
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Me: “PLEASE DONT JUMP INTO THAT PUDD-“ *my son jumps directly into the muddy puddle* Me: this is what I get for buying him white shoes 😑🤦🏻‍♀️😂
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I don’t get how “wash your hands” translates to “buy all the toilet paper”
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Lol happy birthday dude
lexy 🐰#BETONBLUE (@cyalexy) profile picturelexy 🐰#BETONBLUE@cyalexy8 Mar 2020
Replying to @_ctrlaltdelight
@_ctrlaltdelight it's my birthday pls respond. haha jk..... unless....
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:)
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Probably because you posted some bullshit and fail to take accountability for it, Shelby.
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Stopppppp buying foundation that is 5 shades darker than your skin tone 🤡 🤦🏻‍♀️
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been playing with this filter for a little longer than i would like to admit lol
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Sup 😗 💋
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😭 stahp growing
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My son will not go to sLEEEEEEP
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When you’re finally asleep and then your body decides to do that fake falling shit. Rude.
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Minecraft stans
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That’s new
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I miss the good ol’ days when we were able to play copyrighted music on IG live while we did our makeup 😭
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