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CEO of relatable mom tweets

Seattle, WA
Joined October 2014
Me: “PLEASE DONT JUMP INTO THAT PUDD-“ *my son jumps directly into the muddy puddle* Me: this is what I get for buying him white shoes 😑🤦🏻‍♀️😂
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Replying to @Rwlshmakeup
🤗 ☺️ Since I have your attention, I just noticed this comment on your MAC story-time video. Just posting it here in case you missed it
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Lol happy birthday dude
Replying to @_ctrlaltdelight
@_ctrlaltdelight it's my birthday pls respond. haha jk..... unless....
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The egg trying to travel down to the uterus
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