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dave@_dobbsey13m

How are you not familiar with her ‘game’ in 2026 bro

Sorry, Nikki Bella, I wasn’t familiar with your game. 🔥🍑 #Smackdown

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dave@_dobbsey7h

what the fuck is the traitors about?

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May I remind you that Leigh-Anne is HANGING OUT A HELICOPTER WHILE PREGNANT !!!!!! #CelebrityTraitors

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basil@blis5ful17h

for halloween ill be okay

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dave@_dobbsey10h

country so thick they have to practice using shovels

Fuck You I Quit

@fuckyouiquit12h

hi, good morning, and what the actual fuck

Image from Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit)

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jae holzman 🪏@jaeporeon12h

this is just so freaking sick

tenlung - album out now :) 💚@tenlungtunes13h

you might procrastinate but have you ever procrastinated so long that you transitioned in the middle of filming your own music video

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dave@_dobbsey12h

think I’ve left this whole Halloween costume thing a tad too late lads

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Ste Davies@StevenD1977Oct 29

If a Liverpool fan had been an attention seeking melt after the City game and said he’s not getting a haircut until we win 5 games, he would be going in for a nice sensible trim after 17 days. Too soon if anything. There are levels to these things.

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Just called out one of the most egregious cases of stolen valor I’ve ever seen. Uniform all fucked up, hair WAY out of regulation, and completely the wrong age range. And the NERVE to ask me for candy? Get the fuck out of here, child. No way you ever served in the 82nd Airborne.

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dave@_dobbsey14h

life size you say

Puffo Goods🐇@PGoods42105Oct 24

🎉 The **first prototype** of our life-size Lopunny plush is finally here! 🐰💖 We’ll continue refining her facial expression, eyebrow placement, and body shape. Have any suggestions? We’d love to hear them! We’re doing our best to bring everyone’s ideal Lopunny to life! ✨💕

Image from Puffo Goods🐇 (@PGoods42105)

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Art C | UFC & MMA Betting 📊

@MrElectricute22h

I've never blindly bet on a fighter because of their name, but if I ever did SuperBest WinnerMuayThai would be my first

Image from Art C | UFC & MMA Betting 📊 (@MrElectricute)

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dave@_dobbsey18h

or maybe its because it's a Ali G movie 2026?

@UnityNewsNetOct 29

Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."

Image from UNN (@UnityNewsNet)

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👑Red Dirt Duke👑@Duke_Lucas_Oct 29

Nigga ain't you dead too?

@TheRealStanLeeOct 29

Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.

Image from Stan Lee (@TheRealStanLee)

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Kait 🎃🖤@elgenerichoeOct 29

you saw eddie kingston

Luluلولو@desert___r0seOct 28

saw a man with prayer beads in his right hand, thumb and index finger in motion, cigarette aflame in left hand, profanity flowing from his mouth

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dave@_dobbseyOct 29

See Liverpool is holding its first day on earth convention today

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@europemaxxedOct 29

never lose your sense of wonder 26 year old unc

Dawid, a 26-year-old gray seal, found his fall spirit by rolling around in fallen leaves at a Polish zoo.

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'I live with a ghost': Japan's haunted homes attract bargain hunters bbc.in/3WSBJ4Y

'I live with a ghost': Japan's haunted homes attract bargain hunters

'I live with a ghost': Japan's haunted homes attract bargain hunters

Properties where someone has died in tragic circumstances can have big reductions in price.

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dave@_dobbseyOct 29

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

Image from dave (@_dobbsey)

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Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."

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Diandra Krueger ////@SassySledgehmmrOct 28

Lmfao TikTok is trying to cancel Freddy Krueger and it’s trending. I knew this day would come.

Image from Diandra Krueger //// (@SassySledgehmmr)

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patty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25

Hes got a couple good points tbh

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