Gabriela · Oct 13, 2021 · 4:28 AM UTC

Me: *forgets to take Adderall before leaving for work* Intrusive ADHD driven thoughts as soon as a turn on the car:

Gabriela · Nov 3, 2020 · 4:05 AM UTC

Me trying to enjoy the last bit of 2020 before tomorrow's season finale.

Gabriela · Sep 16, 2020 · 4:33 AM UTC

Me: *takes Adderall* My ADHD who just spent 10sec creating 40 new distraction for me:

Gabriela · Sep 10, 2020 · 4:38 PM UTC

If 2020 was a file @AttorneyProbs

Gabriela · Feb 10, 2019 · 7:57 AM UTC

A grilled cheese is just an American quesadilla.

Gabriela · Jan 22, 2019 · 4:34 AM UTC

I'm actually a real life Tamagotchi, if I don't get constant food, attention and sleep I'll die.

Gabriela · Dec 13, 2018 · 5:28 PM UTC

When you ask who did it...

Gabriela · Dec 11, 2018 · 6:54 PM UTC

I forgot how much I love Mike Tyson... Where you at @MikeTyson ?

Gabriela · Dec 6, 2018 · 8:35 PM UTC

When you find out your hooman eats kitkats the wrong way