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explaining LA to a Moldovan: “it’s kind of like house tour by sabrina carpenter”
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going to the dentist so humiliating and perverse . “hey esteemed lady with a family at home come play in my mouth.” just horrible
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just love boiling an egg… an exercise in the provincial
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i had a nightmare this would happen
Sarah Snook will officially star in HBO limited series ‘THE BIRDS.’ A present-day reimagining of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center and new characters, led by a new female protagonist, Myra Massey (Snook). 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/the-bir…
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it’s october 23
James Charles as Elastigirl for Halloween.
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gay guy after uttering the cruelest, most disrespectful, most morally repugnant combination of words known to man: “no shade”
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I would go to Coachella to save my taken child and that's about it. And I like music!
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Girl shut up
looking up at the stars with extra awe tonight. "thy sea is so great and my boat is so small."
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this tweet being about Ray of Light… just classless
Replying to @DrtyItz2
That album is garbage man
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DO NOT SCROLL UPWARDS, THAT DUDE IS SHOVING A DILDO THROUGH HIS BUTT UP TO LITERALLY HIS CHEST NSFW -share.google/OvfkHvtUAyxJ1Q…
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are wasps have pussies
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she’s got larry david eyes
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arriving to the restaurant 15 minutes before my pickup order is ready and standing in the corner grumbling “un-fucking believable”
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the title of every Chris Olsen memoir:
i think the vibe of the music, fashion, film tour is 50% party, 50% existential crisis tbh
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doing a land acknowledgment before using my roommate’s air fryer
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i love MÅNESKIN
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Madonna e Orbit produziram um dos melhores álbuns de todos os tempos. Mas quero destacar essa música, uma das minhas favoritas de toda a carreira da Madonna. A letra, a melodia, a mensagem, o clipe, as apresentações da Drowned e da Confessions… ARTE
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looking up my dentist on LPSG
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