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Imara kama simba | God first | #Sofapaka #RedDevil | #Shujaa #SimbaXVs | #IAAF 🇰🇪

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Listen to that man cos sometimes you harbor resentment for someone who chose not to fight with a damaged woman. I know it sucks, but you need to know who was the problem between your mother & father so that it doesn’t affect how you show up in your own romantic relationships. 😂
My biological dad trying to come back into our lives after 26 years is the funniest thing ever. 😂 Halafu he ends the call with "I just wanted to say hi to you guys na Mungu awasaidie." Atasaidie mahali haungetusaidia?? 😭😂
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Wepesi pia wanataka kutufunza mpira?
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Mtarudi kula miraa end season
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We have exclusively obtained and photographed a massive 390-page copy of the contract bearing the official stamp of the KDF. What this voluminous document reveals is a staggering tale of financial excess, buried deep within impenetrable legal jargon. standardmedia.co.ke/national…
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Love is patient.
Men will flirt with you anywhere, sir we in a hospital.
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Kwani "IKO NINI"
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If I were Obinna, I'd abstain from responding to Allan Namu in any way. But we know he does not possess such wisdom. He'll come swinging in the dumbest manner!
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kuna ule alisema mtoto wake alipelekwa supermarket wakiingia aka shout ‘mwedia’ 😂😂😂 hajawai mrudisha ushago
Wacha niende nichukue mtoto wangu ushago, nasikia anasema, "Nikundishe maji."😭
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Literature remains undefeated. What Ruto is doing with Talanta stadium is exactly what Mr Tumbo did in Betrayal in the city and also what Meya Majoka did in Kigogo. Organize grand events at high costs while failing to address the basic grievances of the local people
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This is the news waliambia Vincent kompany akacollapse.
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Our opponents add a third. 75' APS BOMET 3-0 3K FC.
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Not so long ago, you admitted to corrupting the recruitment process in the National Police Service. Do you People have mirrors in your washroom to see your faces or you just use them to check your asses?
How does a building under construction just collapse? This points to the deep-rooted corruption at City Hall - Karen Nyamu
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This is plain diabolical.
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Si ata mlipe lecturers kwanza 😂😂😂😂
"From January next year 2027, all our UNIVERSITY, TVET and KMTC will be FREE," ~ Pres. Ruto
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Mlimanage? @DCI_Kenya
WANTED FOR MURDER The Directorate of Criminal Investigations is warning Hon Didmus Barasa, who has since gone into hiding after the brutal murder of one Brian Olunga, to surrender to the nearest police station within the next 6-hours.
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Replying to @makaumutua
A part of the answer to your challenge lies in your description of @edwinsifuna . A blank slate/ new start/ break with the past is what many who support him are looking for. Kenya is in an argument between its past and its future; credentials that speak to status quo aren't the credentials his supporters respect.
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We said unless you are pregnant use "i"
90% of Kikuyus including me prefer Kalonzo over Sifuna.
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Not Musyoka snitching on their hood on National Television 😂
A clip that must never disappear from the internet.
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Building and construction falls under her Ministry but her priorities are elsewhere.
Lands CS Alice Wahome has criticised former President Uhuru Kenyatta over his alleged attacks on President William Ruto, questioning why he continues to challenge a leader he once supported and campaigned for. Video by Muthoni Gitau
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Madame Karen (your name doesn't get more ironic) I've written an academic chapter where I've cited you, specifically, as a politician who takes the level of stupidity in Kenyan public discourse a notch higher. I'm thinking of sending you a signed copy of the book when it comes out. You deserve it for making history.
Karen Nyamu: I recently tried to help a very staunch campaigner of mine join the police force. Tukakarabati (we forged) a form 4 certificate. She went to Kiganjo for training, but after investigations, she was arrested for forgery alongside 17 others. #ThePeoplesBreakfast #HomeOfHardTruths @ctmuga & @mungalambuvi
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