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i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …
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next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.
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Whenever I smoke weed I just have thoughts like “monsters inc is honestly an incredible concept for a movie.” movie appreciation drug
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All adventurous women do.
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Resolved to not look at my phone on my afternoon walk and saw a dead body
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Primetime (2026)
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phrases to make you more elegant and feminine
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny? Elizabeth: He’s wearing a hot dog costume? Nathan: Yeah, he is. But what about his feigned innocence at not being the one who drove the hot dog car through the wall? Elizabeth: Well…he’s saying he didn’t do that.
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NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on. ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes. NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny? ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something? BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.
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nathan fielder should get hbo to let him redo theranos
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Okay am I crazy or are these AI generated? Why are people going crazy for them lol
It might be the gummies talking, but this slaps.
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Still probably my favorite Nathan Fielder project. Nathan, Emma, and Benny in top form. Spirals into such an unsettling, mysterious register. One of the scariest endings of anything ever, honestly.
rare footage of nathan actually angry
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this is one of the better pieces of content i came across in my c 20 years of browsing the web
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Showing this to Elizabeth Holmes and asking her why it's funny
The top video on Nathan Fielder’s YouTube channel is “Thin Watermelon”: it was posted 16 years ago, has 5m+ views and is glorious.
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sitting on the couch....nathan fielder showing you a comedy sketch....some women really do have it all
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I cannot believe that the Wizard of Loneliness is a real movie I thought this guy had just come up with the worlds coldest insult.
Personally this is one of my favourite Nathan clips
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!
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If there's one thing women love it's when you show them "one of the most famous comedy routines of all time" and interrogate them on whether or not they understand why it's funny
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how billy was moving in you can see everything lowkey
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I like that the movie revealed Nathan still calls it twitter in the face of multiple people who call it x
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