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i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …
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next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.
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Whenever I smoke weed I just have thoughts like “monsters inc is honestly an incredible concept for a movie.” movie appreciation drug
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny?
Elizabeth: He’s wearing a hot dog costume?
Nathan: Yeah, he is. But what about his feigned innocence at not being the one who drove the hot dog car through the wall?
Elizabeth: Well…he’s saying he didn’t do that.
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NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes.
NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny?
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something?
BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.
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Still probably my favorite Nathan Fielder project. Nathan, Emma, and Benny in top form. Spirals into such an unsettling, mysterious register. One of the scariest endings of anything ever, honestly.
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sitting on the couch....nathan fielder showing you a comedy sketch....some women really do have it all
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I cannot believe that the Wizard of Loneliness is a real movie I thought this guy had just come up with the worlds coldest insult.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!
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If there's one thing women love it's when you show them "one of the most famous comedy routines of all time" and interrogate them on whether or not they understand why it's funny





























