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I'm here to find out what everybody is outraging about.

Joined September 2013
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5 yo daughter who likes to count: “… 37 38 39 40 when you’re 40, you will still be aunty not grandma because grandma is like 60. and when I’m aunty, you’ll be like grandma, yeah, yeah, and when I’m grandma you won’t even be!” Me, who said, "guess what age I’m today? 36!" :
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Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic is fine. Something to do
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I never said the book is good. I said I loved it. Those two are VERY different things
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as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings: good, liked it good, didn't like it bad, didn't like it bad, liked it
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How deliciously scathing
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I return to my liked tweets every few months when I need a good laugh. When I get to this tweet and its replies I'm always rofl. Awkward office humour always wins 😁
most embarrassing email exchange I ever had: - Sent an email - They replied & called me "Mautice" - I reply with a stink about how my name is properly spelled and that it's actually really important to me - They told me to check my 1st email - I had misspelled my own name
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I have a Udemy course now 😀 For aspiring and early Sales Engineers/Pre-Sales consultants at SaaS companies Thanks @wordsbykp, @vigneshjsarma and @stupidpreneur_ for making this happen 😀 udemy.com/course/pre-sales-a…
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When I was 11, in front of the entire class, I asked my science teacher if microorganisms couldn't be seen with the naked eye because they are like regular-sized organisms with powers of invisibility.
when i was like 10 i learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time i got really stressed out whenever i had to cut anything bc like. what if i hit an atom at just the right angle
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Using Instagram sparingly is key. Whenever I am sad/useless/anxious, I open it to feel a little bit more sad/useless/anxious. Whenever I’m happy, I don’t open it.
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Two-year-old cranky and clingy while I was busy. My parents had very different approaches to distracting her... Grandma: Come, let's make dosai together Grandpa: Come, I'll show you the cockroach in the bathroom Guess who was successful?
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Best thing I've read all day.
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Anyone else get irrationally angry when a book character (usually female) eats nothing the whole day (for reasons) and when she finally has warm meal before her, some plot point upsets her so much that she dumps it to have a soda? Of all the bad decisions, this makes me see red.
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I wish we all had my 2-year-old’s earnestness in friendship. She jumps up in glee, dances, makes up a song about her friend coming home, and insists on drinking water from the same tumbler as her friend. All after not seeing her for a day.
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Scrolling Twitter first thing in the morning for that good boost of hatred to get me going for the day.
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The God of Small Things is the book I have been searching for all my life – in every novel about multigenerational secrets and family tragedies. And to think that the mothership of melancholy fiction was in my backyard all along... prashanthinimande.com/the-go…
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Still remains my favourite GIF I made!
When you are really into something uncool and your friend judges you for it.
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