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Kuna dem alihamia ploti yetu nikadhani ni mkubwa na alinidanganya ako second year TUM. Leo nimeona amevaa uniform, nikachunguza nikapata bado ni Form Four. Hapo nikajua siwezi harakisha mambo ngoja wakati ufaao. Ingekuwa si maombi ya mamangu 35 ilikuwa imepiga hodi
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Comrade nimeamka 7 nikaenda WiFi ya shule. Nimepaste namba kwa diyem ya watu kumi alafu nikarudi bed kuombea ijipe. Ni saa nane and still no response. Sai nko sure nakunywa maji for lunch. End game nitaona adi chief akiniambia congratulations kijana yangu. Masaa hizo nasikia kupasua simu but nawacha juu it's the only thing naeza tumia kusema Ruto Must Go! Mamae!
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Ugly boy from western ndio kutoka kuchukulia foreman OB juu aliingia nyasi na my hard earned money,jamaa anapigiwa simu anasema pesa haikutoka juu bossy alishikwa na CIA juu ya money laundering allegedly,machozi inajaa kwa macho nabaki nikijiuliza kwani mchumia juani anakula dust
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Kuna siku mzae amesema sasa Wacha atutaftie inheritance hizo sides za Mau Narok, alikuwa ameamua Wacha anunue kashamba 5 acres itulie tu hapo tuta inherit akiacha kupumua mzae flani mkalee ndio alikuwa anamuuzia hiyo shamba Na tukaenda the whole family kubuy, everything was....
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Kupigwa heartbreak ukiwa kwa mzazi huwa very hard to heal.Unajaribu kutafuta space ya kuheal mama yako anakuita uoshe vyombo mara umpee remote.Kuna dem aliwahi niambia asubuhi ashaiamkia heartbreak text akiosha vyombo juu hawezi lia akionekana ikabidi aende baze ng'ombe zinalala sasa anapiga ng'ombe teke inalia mooooooo yeye pia anapiga nduru 😂😂ng'ombe ikinyamaza anaipiga tena na yeye anapiga nduru .. Hapana chesa na hii kitu inaitwa heartbreak😂😂
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Ugly broke ninja ndo najipindua in my 3 by 5 mattress ulimi. Shida ya mattress ulimi huwezi tumia kitanda juu utaamka kama uko na tattoo ya mbao kwa mgongo. Sasa mimi nimeitandaza chini. Foreman naye alisema nisirudi kazi leo ati nilimsalimia mama uji. Naangalia ceiling, miale ya jua inapitia mashimo iko kwa mabati. Ile stock ya ball gums nilikuwa nimenunua ati nitaziba nayo mashimo el nino ikikuja natafuna kama breakfast. Jehovah! Kwani sisi ndo tuliuwa kijana yako! Eloih! Eloih! Nijazie sahani!