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hi my name is nshei and I look forward to dressing up on purim every day of the year

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Joined September 2017
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Hey you know you’d actually be a lot more tznius if you put your bag on your face. To be honest, you’re distracting me from my learning. And what’s that in your hand? Hope it’s not a TREIF phone! Haha get it? Anyway, are you in the parsha?
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Make a Har Sinai cake, they said. Make the frosting green, they said. Wear gloves to make sure your hands aren’t green from food coloring, nobody said!!! Chag sameach
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OYYY when they said her families in nursing homes they meant it literally Good Shabbos
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FINALLY I can shave off a few minutes from my commute
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Totally missed the opportunity to dress as Meghan Sussex and give out peanut butter pretzels in a plastic bag 😭😭😭😭😭 this will haunt me.
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Middle school production ensemble vibes
🚨 Breaking: Yemeni Houthi special forces preparing to retaliate against the US 👇
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And by that I mean that everyone takes it VERY seriously and also it is bad
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Maybe freilichen Putin isn’t a typo?!
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Ziv the watch guy stalking his prey in the pre-checked lettuce section
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On the train once, an old woman started yelling at a woman for being “too fat to be on the train” And then the young woman shouted back at her that the old lady was “too old to be on the train!!” And then the old lady said “HOW DARE YOU!” Anyway same vibes as Trump v Zelensky. GS
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I started listening to a daily bitachon WhatsApp group and the speaker had her smoke alarm beeping from low battery and if that’s not bitachon in action I don’t know what is. Also I left the chat.
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How meaningful to be able to recite in Hallel this morning, “HaHofchi ha-tzur Agam mayim”, (Psalms 114:8) of God who “turns a rock into ‘Agam’, a pool of water”. The commentaries explain that it is a reminder of God’s ability to transform a circumstance from one extreme to the other, from expressions of harsh justice to those of mercy. The Ramban (Numbers 20:8) stresses that the message is that the life-giving force of water can emerge not only from places where it is usually contained, even when it is deeply buried and concealed; but even from a rock itself, from its total opposite, where no one would expect to find it.
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Where is the paw patrol getting the capital to support their equipment?! And on the topic, who’s designing their tech?
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During my hiatus, I’ve become lubavitch AMA
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Everyone okay?
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Just checking in on the chevra
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Hey @Mehadrin @MehadrinDairyCo Make an XXL sized Leben and call it Tatte Leben Also - the bottom of the cups are ribbed causing everyone massive agmas nefesh LOSE THE RIBS
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We need more signatures. Comment here when you’re done and I’ll write a joke about your name.
More than 130 of our brothers and sisters are still being held captive by Hamas terrorists in Gaza. Let’s join together to remind our leaders that we will not allow hate to dictate their fate. We need YOUR help to sign 180,000 letters to be delivered to the White House this coming Wednesday—180 days since the war began. #180For180 Please sign now at OU.org/180 and share with your network! 🙏
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More than 130 of our brothers and sisters are still being held captive by Hamas terrorists in Gaza. Let’s join together to remind our leaders that we will not allow hate to dictate their fate. We need YOUR help to sign 180,000 letters to be delivered to the White House this coming Wednesday—180 days since the war began. #180For180 Please sign now at OU.org/180 and share with your network! 🙏
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Yeah like recalcitrant husbands who are MARRIAGE squatters who live in marriages that don’t be..long? To them?
NEW: Seattle residents are publicly shaming serial squatter Sang Kim for squatting in a $2M property despite allegedly making $400k a year. Let's make publicly shaming squatters a new trend. According to the landlord, they are unable to get Kim out of their home who owes them $80,000 in unpaid rent. The event below was captured by @choeshow who is demanding that action be taken to stop squatters like Kim. Kim is considered a 'Serial Squatter' because he allegedly moved from a $1.3M home where he didn't pay for rent into this $2M home where he also doesn't pay rent. Landlord Jaskaran Singh says Kim lives a lavish life "doing barbecues, buying new cars, living in the best neighborhood and sending his kids to the best schools." "Whereas the poor landlords, they are doing multiple jobs to support the mortgage of his house. [Kim] has no shame and he does not care about society." Thanks, progressives! Videos: @choeshow
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