My neighbor letting me pick blueberries whenever I want makes it seem nice to have neighbors, but then I remember I still want to live in the middle of no where where I can tan my butthole in my backyard⦠I mean pick blueberries out of my own backyard.
Brought my daughter who is almost two to the Boonville fair today, and all was going well until I was finishing up paying for our ice cream and turned around to see her saying βoooo waterβ and sticking her finger in dip spit π
Hey so @tacobell, when are you going to start refunding people for incomplete mobile orders? Because Iβm still waiting for two of them....
My wallet really loves this time of year. Warm enough to turn the heat off but not warm enough to have the A/C going βΊοΈ
Todayβs weather was glorious and I canβt wait to be outside all day again tomorrow.... except this time Iβll remember the face sunscreen π
I wish being productive didnβt get in the way of βme timeβ because I wouldβve been on the couch with a glass of wine two hours ago
For the last three days my social media apps have been deleted except Twitter and snap, I have moved my body for at least 15 mins a day and journaled. My shift in mindset and mood after just three days had been spectacular.
If you want to watch a total mind fuck show, #BehindHerEyes on Netflix would be it. π€―
I really would love to know what address @FedEx delivers my packages to because itβs never to the address I provide.... ya know like my house. π
Made chicken wings in the air fryer tonight for the first time and I just gotta say that I finally get the hype. Soooo goooood