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upstate NY
Joined June 2009
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my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒
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a mother said "my kids didn't ask to be born I made the decision to have children. They dont owe me anything and I owe them a good life" I felt that
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I wish my kids could have grown up in the 90s
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Storming the Capital Building was like a million times easier than the Area 51 raid WTF
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If I've given it my all I've done my job
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Still recovering from last nights episode... #petsuppliesplus #minusthehassle #mondayfeels #mondaymood #entertainment #funnycats #mustlovepets Photo Credit: Diane D.
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People will throw stones at you. Don't throw them back. Collect them and build an empire
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I can’t wait until I’m 80 and am jamming out in my kitchen to Fleetwood Mac while teaching my grandkids how to cook and they will be like “I like this song grandma” and I’ll be like “Yeah well it’s ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD!” And they’ll gasp and I’ll ask them to hand me the oregano
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Utica Coffee just hits different.
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This guy moved to the middle of nowhere without water and electricity so he could give a home to all the dogs no one else wanted ❤️
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Stop keeping score. Just keep swimming.
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You... before, during, and after tonight’s episode. #ThisIsUs
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Please don't use Comic Sans in an email. Actually don't use Comic Sans for anything.
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I genuinely don’t understand how anybody can take the bachelor/bachelorette seriously🙄
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#Cosmetologists- Be kind, be thoughtful, be genuine! But most of all, be thankful you have a career making others look and feel beautiful!
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Again, my thoughts and prayers are with those close to the fires in Ca. Stay safe. I hope that they will all be able to be put out soon. #muchLoVE
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No rain, no flowers.
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For the love of god can someone change Carl's furnitures instagram password
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Did y'all get that red bathing suit or nah
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