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Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined April 2021
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“A nation cannot tax itself into prosperity. It must produce, manufacture, innovate, trade and expand its productive capacity.”
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People really WILL NOT hesitate to tell you how much of a fat fucking pig you were once you've dropped weight
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Cheating is a character flaw because it reflects a willingness to deceive, betray trust, and prioritize personal desires over commitments.
Not that I condone cheating but why is it career ending in the US? I find it super weird
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I believe in crashing out so much. Not risking no autoimmune disease in the name of winning the idgaf contest
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Social media is removing the sacredness of certain things. There are life details, pictures, events that should never make it to your social media posts. Resist the urge to show strangers your intimate details. We don't have to know everything 😭
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
A lot of people are not good people. They are just people who have never been in a position where being good would cost them something. Many people are not as principled as they think. They have simply never been sufficiently tempted. It is easy to talk about loyalty when you have nothing to gain from betraying someone. It is easy to preach honesty when the truth doesn't threaten your interests. It is easy to condemn infidelity when you have never had an opportunity to cheat without getting caught. It is easy to talk about integrity when doing the right thing doesn't come at a personal cost. I think we sometimes give people too much credit for virtues they have never actually had to demonstrate under pressure. Your character is not fully revealed by what you say you would never do. It is revealed by what you have the opportunity to do, what you stand to gain from doing it, and what you choose when nobody can hold you accountable.
Start a problematic discourse:
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
The first time hearing your friend on a work call is hilarious. Because what are you talking about? Who is that? Are there people who actually listen to you when you’re speaking like this? Are you important?
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Zvekufonerwa zvinondidhaka!
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Are you not the one who kept us from January to November? Oh, You’re the same God! And so we say, thank you for how far you’ve brought us🙏
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Zanu PF yagara ichityisidzira vanhu gore rese
Why tisingaitewo zvehalloween muZimbabwe
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
No one is above the program when it comes to Brighton fr 💀
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i’ve never looked at someone being kind and thought “you’re weak, let me take advantage of you” like wtf is that fr. some of y’all evil
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Nhasi ukangokanda dombo ukutema deco yema rooro🙌🏽😂
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If I had a dollar for every joke I made about hating men, I would have $0 because I am not joking.
Girl humour be like “i hate men”🤣🤣😭😭
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
Ndaane about 6 months ndiripama1 non-stop.🙌🏾
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In many parts of Zimbabwe 🇿🇼, you have other things to worry about, but your personal safety isn’t usually one of them. You can go about your day without constantly worrying about being robbed or shot.
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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Watermelon Daquiri 🍉 retweeted
i hope you find your Bayern in a world full of Tottenhams
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Wake up call at Cheesecake Factory 😭
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