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Mechanic wako akiona umenunua Nissan X trail ama Teana, huwa anaanza mjengo immediately juu anajua lazima hiyo nyumba mtajenga na yeye. Chesaa!!
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43 goals now for Salah this season.
What a player.
Sorry mate @Cristiano - but he's better than you were at United.
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Sometimes love isn't expressed through grand gestures. Sometimes it's remembering someone's fear and quietly doing something every day to make them feel safe, even after they've stopped asking for reassurance.
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Those raised marks on Bruce Lee’s knuckles are calluses from years of intense iron-fist conditioning. He punched wall bags filled with sand, gravel, beans or steel sawdust daily, plus wooden dummies and makiwara boards. The repeated impact toughened the skin and densified bone and tissue so he could strike hard without injury.
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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.
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A lecturer accused an entire class of using AI because their essays were too well-written. He demanded that everyone rewrite their work in front of him. One student asked whether the lecturer would also rewrite the assignment instructions because...
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Ruto may have looted and stacked billions for 2027, but Kenyans will eat that money, take the handouts, board the hired vehicles and still vote him out, because the Ol Kalou scenario will be repeated across the country.
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South Africa's Bafana Bafana wakitupiga ka Harambee Stars tunawaambia huwa hatupigi wagonjwa especially wenye wako na Echaivi😂
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Anyone who has applied for a passport lately, inatake how long kuwa ready after Biometrics?
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Dem will make you mad then akuje mahali umetulia aanze kukuambia “sasa Umenijamia, huniongeleshi, hunipendi tena” kwanza io time ufanye makosa ujipikie inakuwa a whole new thing. Women don’t even know themselves at times.
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8 to 5 babes working Uko UpperHill huwa wanachill hapo Frankies with their office husbands wakipiga cocktails wakitegea fare ya kufika cbd ifike 20 bob.
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Nikiona kazi yako ni kunipigia tu kuniambia story za watu mimi na wewe hapo ndo tunaumalizia mwendo.
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Kuna this business naona inaeza kufanya billionaire, biz ya carhire. Unashika prado kama 2. Each per day ni 60K. That's daily 120K*31= Per month ukona 3.7M. Paid more than president.














