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Joined September 2021
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Mechanic wako akiona umenunua Nissan X trail ama Teana, huwa anaanza mjengo immediately juu anajua lazima hiyo nyumba mtajenga na yeye. Chesaa!!
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43 goals now for Salah this season. What a player. Sorry mate @Cristiano - but he's better than you were at United.
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Sometimes love isn't expressed through grand gestures. Sometimes it's remembering someone's fear and quietly doing something every day to make them feel safe, even after they've stopped asking for reassurance.
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Replying to @ARIS60Q
Those raised marks on Bruce Lee’s knuckles are calluses from years of intense iron-fist conditioning. He punched wall bags filled with sand, gravel, beans or steel sawdust daily, plus wooden dummies and makiwara boards. The repeated impact toughened the skin and densified bone and tissue so he could strike hard without injury.
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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.
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Just realized a The Dolls House has a continuation called "searching for Nora"
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ChatGPT has really improved on the PowerPoint slides generation.
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i couldn’t help but wonder if 2026 is the y2k they warned us about in 1999, and also the fun fact that we can use a 1999 calendar for 2027 is crazy.
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A lecturer accused an entire class of using AI because their essays were too well-written. He demanded that everyone rewrite their work in front of him. One student asked whether the lecturer would also rewrite the assignment instructions because...
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Ruto may have looted and stacked billions for 2027, but Kenyans will eat that money, take the handouts, board the hired vehicles and still vote him out, because the Ol Kalou scenario will be repeated across the country.
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South Africa's Bafana Bafana wakitupiga ka Harambee Stars tunawaambia huwa hatupigi wagonjwa especially wenye wako na Echaivi😂
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Anyone who has applied for a passport lately, inatake how long kuwa ready after Biometrics?
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Dem will make you mad then akuje mahali umetulia aanze kukuambia “sasa Umenijamia, huniongeleshi, hunipendi tena” kwanza io time ufanye makosa ujipikie inakuwa a whole new thing. Women don’t even know themselves at times.
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One of the big six clubs is going to go on a mad run at the start of the season. The fanbase is going to start getting excited about winning the league title but by November they’ll be calling for the manager to be sacked. Who’s your bet on ?
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🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft services are down worldwide @grok, what happened?
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8 to 5 babes working Uko UpperHill huwa wanachill hapo Frankies with their office husbands wakipiga cocktails wakitegea fare ya kufika cbd ifike 20 bob.
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They have had 13 managers in 13 years trying to search for their Mikel Arteta. Thank you West Ham number 19.
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Nikiona kazi yako ni kunipigia tu kuniambia story za watu mimi na wewe hapo ndo tunaumalizia mwendo.
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Kuna this business naona inaeza kufanya billionaire, biz ya carhire. Unashika prado kama 2. Each per day ni 60K. That's daily 120K*31= Per month ukona 3.7M. Paid more than president.
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Mash retweeted
An upcoming cryptocurrency platform promises 20 dollars Monthly return, for every investment of 200 Dollars
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