its not all smiles and cocktails
Joined September 2014
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ServerConfessional retweeted
i told them that leaving 10% is the equivalent of telling the server "fuck you" and/or "you really really really sucked"
ServerConfessional retweeted
My dad told me dating a "career waiter" is beneath me...I think judging people for their career is even more beneath me though.
ServerConfessional retweeted
If you were capable of reading the item's name then you are capable of reading the item's description #ServerProblems
ServerConfessional retweeted
Oh how I yearn for a Monday - Friday job. #serverproblems #nolife
ServerConfessional retweeted
I'm not saying I'm the best server in the world, but sometimes I'm a fucking BOSS #sorrynotsorry
ServerConfessional retweeted
When a table asks me if we have any specials I tell them they're looking at it. #serverproblems
ServerConfessional retweeted
“@WellieBoyce: "Waitresses are just strippers that being you food. They just want money" 😂😂😂”
It's true. With more clothing.
ServerConfessional retweeted
The easiest way to not get a free drink is to ask for one.
@BartenderRants @BartnderHatesU @BartenderProb
ServerConfessional retweeted
Green Eggs Center City Gets a Liquor License — Because brunch without alcohol is just breakfast. goo.gl/9OaIUL
ServerConfessional retweeted
S/O to all the parents that know how to control their kids when they go out to eat!
