hello

have i been "touched by the angels"

harsh

would you rather suck?

long in the wind

the name Jamaica Queens has always bothered me

television on demand

3d television

playstation 2

if your name is difficult for most people to pronounce you should seriously consider changing it

car blinkers should have a wink feature

thinking about all the times I could've been arrested if only I'd been caught, and smiling

wringing the piss out of an adult diaper into my own mouth!

please don't say shit like "enamored" around me

double truth ruth's real name is randy

i think fielder has produced some funny stuff, but nothing like what holmes did with Theranos. it seems pretty obvious to me that the documentary is nathan’s way of compartmentalizing that

there's this common misconception that "it is what it is" but it isn't

before this whole pc cancel culture nonsense you could find me in the dictionary under "Retard"

might become one of them freaks slacklining in the park