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@absolutehey

Everywhere I go I am ''all there.''

Joined February 2011
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they're sucking and fucking at old sturbridge village and nobody seems to care
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it's cool how different people's keys sound
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it must feel sooooo good to release the pathogen
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fuk dem smoking mirrors..
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I’m putting something into my body that I don’t understand
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hantavirus? doesnt matter anyway i am saved by grace through faith bitch
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just had an insane dream. what a weird thing to have a nightmare about
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putting some raisins in water till i get grapes
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just following along
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Ermine Spotted Carrying a Fish in Kodiak, Alaska (Reuters)
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Roosters be like “I’m sticking this chicken dick up your goddamned filthy cloaca!”
Image from Mahershala WALL-E (@mestefeker)
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all men are equally beautiful
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men love it when you pester them
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Image from Paul D. Pantiz-Toudeside🔻 (@pover0tti)
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Women are upset about men
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[hearing an XTC album for the first time] Oh my god.. is this.. is this a horny song about the Statue of Liberty
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Hello frens and fellow patriots! Tell me, what is your most domestic-terrorism coded trait?
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Women love wearing their bike helmet backward
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Is rocky supposed to be kinda like a Forrest Gump type?
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There’s nothing gay about seeing where the night takes you
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