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Joined August 2017
The “you missed the point by idolizing them” starter pack
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im sorry to put this on everyone’s timelines but why do all of these people look like they’re suffering from different effects of scurvy? can someone please get them a clementine or a damn tangelo?
Watch the eye motions directed at Ethan Klein and Hila 👀
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not very “clasico” if you ask me
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Depressed I had to cut my long run short today because my HR was spiking just trying to hit marathon pace for a few km. Obviously not recovered from my cold yet. Thinking maybe I shouldn’t have pegged my entire sense of self worth on the results of a stupid recreational hobby!
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Is it weird that our friends invited us and like 5 other couples out to dinner for the husband’s 40th and didn’t treat ? They did cover the wine/drinks at least.
21%Yea its a cheap move
33%Not cheap bt not generous
45%Its totally normal
33 votes • Final results
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Additional wrinkle is that the same couple had the wife’s 40th at the same restaurant last year with mostly the same people and did treat everyone. I feel like you kind of have to follow through if you already set the precedent lol
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finally out here again after 5 days off recovering from a nasty head cold. currently in we are so back mode
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I’ve never seen this guy issue a statement where he isn’t grieving. Get it together man jesus christ
I’m grieving the deaths of the two Israeli soldiers killed in Hebron today, and praying for the full & speedy recovery of those who were injured. I’ve spoken out loudly this week against Israel’s occupation of the West Bank, which imposes violence on a daily basis, and I will continue to do so. But violence is not the path to ending it — or to achieving safety, freedom, and peace for both Palestinians and Israelis. And neither is collective punishment or ethnic cleansing of an entire neighborhood, or punishing millions of people for the criminal act of two, which Netanyahu has promised to enact in response. I’ve seen a lot this week and I’ll have more to say about in the coming days (I’m on my way home shortly). There is a path to ending this excruciating cycle of violence. It starts by insisting that every life is sacred, that everyone is created in God’s image. For now: Shabbat Shalom, to everyone who believes in the hard work of making peace & justice a reality, for everyone.
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If you’re a gluten-normal and you try some gluten free pastry or bread or pizza or whatever, just don’t tell me it tastes like the real thing. I remember what the real thing tastes like man. I fantasize about it every day. Theres no comparison. Just keep that shit to yourself.
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why even bother with dribbling at all at this point
I freeze it when the dribble ends, which is when the hand goes under AND the ball clearly pauses. He sneaks in 4 steps after this, only allowed two. Yikes.
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Time to put the kid to bed. Oh wait new ansarallah no scope video just dropped
An Ansarallah ATGM team hits a moving vehicle from about 5km away in Al-Jawf.
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It’s hilarious to see all the bot and right wing accounts blaming the french street riots on immigrants or “jihad” or whatever like….do you know anything about France? Hurling makeshift projectiles at cops and destroying property is the most French thing imaginable.
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l0mas (original flavor) retweeted
⚠️🔴 À REGARDER JUSQU'À LA FIN JE NE PEUX PAS DÉCRIRE CE QUE JE VIENS DE VIVRE À MARSEILLE. #17octobre
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Very cool that after 23 years we finally know the sample behind MF DOOM's Fazers Musikos Music Library - 254-5
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Me as a pedestrian: These cyclists are out of control! Me when I’m on a bicycle: These lazy drivers in their gas guzzlers need to be stopped! Me when I’m in a car: These truckers think they own the road! Me when I’m driving a big truck: Hell yea I’m driving a big truck!!!!!
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need to decide how many cameras i should pack for a 2 day trip. thinking 3-4
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l0mas (original flavor) retweeted
i love when nba fans have ideas
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This post is huge on preteen twitter
Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
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Due to my current marathon training and my need for large quantities of carbohydrates, and the fact that we don’t let our toddler have sugar yet, I find myself having to tell my son that actually, dinosaur cookies are for adults only
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