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"The kings go up and the kings go down,
And who knows who shall rule;
Next night a king may starve or sleep,
But men and birds and beasts shall weep
At the burial of a fool.
Not following this one at all, but these are basically the names I'd come up with for a generic race, because I'm a lazy hack
People get bent out of shape about tipping when the principle is incredibly simple:
If a lady pours you four or five drinks, buy her one.
Least you could do.
Some ppl like reading for information
I like reading because it's EMDR
tech bro: ive read 50 dharma books, the whole pali canon and every neuroscience paper on meditation
monk: and?
tech bro: still not enlightened. what's the next piece of info I need bro?
monk: there rather simple minded monk who couldn't memorize one single verse in 4 months.
tech bro: all quiet on the frontal lobe lmao. skill issue bruh
monk: the buddha gave him a cloth and said "rub this"
tech bro: and?
monk: he got enlightened
tech bro: so, where can i buy this cloth?
monk: the dhamma was never a information problem
sounds familiar somehow
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With all the Anakin posting I thought I'd add this. When Revenge of the Sith was bootlegged in China and then back translated to English, the Jedi Council was translated as "The Presbyterian Church" or "Hopeless Situation Presbyterians", leaving us with this gem:
Apropos of nothing, I strongly endorse this technology for anyone who needs to find unmarked graves. s4laboratories.com/subterra-…
People on the right will really be like "you believe in constructing a coalition? That pales in comparison to the opposition strategy, stealing an election" and then not steal an election

























