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I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!

Republic of California
Joined September 2008
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BOTTOM LINE: Nobody ‘should die from measles in 2026.’  It’s 2026. Why can’t doctors successfully treat measles cases?  That’s the real question.  @CHDTVLive
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The lack of self awareness in this tweet is astounding.
Young white men voted overwhelmingly for gay race communists who want to trans kids, flood the country with illegals, and destroy young white men. Online social contagions of conspiracism, victimhood, and Jew-hatred are largely to blame.
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Chuds like this believe that capitalism and Christianity, the two most dominant systems on the planet, are in a constant state of collapse because they saw some brown kids at a football game.
Look, on some level of course Western Civilization is over. Western Civilization has been over since WWI. We are already living in the apocalypse. But you are still breathing. So what are you going to do?
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies retweeted
me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe
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TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE!
We are witnessing the biggest midterm wipeout in modern history.
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BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa flips incumbent Greg Abbott in Texas Governor odds. 74% chance.
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Matt out there pretending he didn’t spend the last two years posting about transsexuals and DEI.
The conservatives who said: 1) The war in Iran is catastrophically stupid 2) Affordability is a real problem 3) America First Were exactly right on every point.
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Has the long awaited #Blexas finally come to pass?
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Find someone who loves you like Michael Tracey loves defending rapists.
My sole endorsement today: if you’re a Maine resident, write in Graham Platner. Not even necessarily for any left-wing ideological reasons, but as an FU to that whole scam of concocting fake rape accusations to override voters
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Joel’s a right wingnut himself, but - credit where credit is due - this is pretty spot on.
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“Every Republican accusation is a confession” theory remains undefeated.
Jack Posobiec is expected to be removed from Turning Point USA following reports that he may be lobbying for Qatar, who financially supports the Muslim Brotherhood. Team Trump unfollowed Posobiec on social media yesterday. The disgraced former Navy officer previously had his security clearance revoked for allegedly sharing classified information on Twitter before his separation from the Navy Reserve.
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The culture of American conservatism in two tweets.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies retweeted
My sources tell me Paxton has checked himself into a mental hospital in Ohio after having a mental breakdown. That is why he is disappearing. Sad.
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In a shocking reveal, conservatives discover that transgender medical clinics provide transgender medical care!
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Well, fuck.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Just reminding everyone that O’Keefe was kicked out of Project Veritas because he was embezzling money from the organization in order to fund his dream of becoming a musical theatre star.
BREAKING: James O'Keefe and Cam Higby have just been charged with identity theft and unlawful voting in Minnesota, charges stemming from hidden camera videos they made in August about the state's vouching system for voter registration. w/ @londonoe nytimes.com/2026/10/28/us/ja…
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You kind of have to admire @JoelWBerry’s dedication to not learning anything from this experience.
Yes, happy to explain. I don’t think it’s wise to let your opinion of an entire immigration policy be dictated by outlier cases, tragic cases, or sad stories. I also support the second amendment even when there are tragic cases of gun violence. I support ICE and I believe mass deportations are necessary. I believe in law and order and I believe in justice. So does Samuel Sey. I don’t fault ICE for doing its job. I also believe in helping friends when you can, and also believe that mercy is sometimes appropriate. I know Samuel—he’s a good man of integrity. He has made good faith effort to file the right paperwork and comply with the law. He didn’t deceive or purposefully break the law. He would make an excellent American citizen. I hope he can become one someday. There are many other similar cases, I’m sure. It doesn’t change my opinion. All we can do is support justice as well as we can, and extend mercy where appropriate to the best of our ability. You might find this inconsistent, but I don’t. It’s just part of living in a messy world.
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The Republican candidate for Senate in Massachusetts has openly admitted to being a pedophile btw and no one cares
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There’s no proof that the woman listed on this certificate is Omar’s sister. It seems more likely this is her former sister IN-LAW, since she lived with Omar’s ex husband and had the same last name.
The New York Post has obtained and published an official copy of Ilhan Omar's sister's marriage certificate. It describes their father as "Nur Said Elmi," and his profession as a "military officer. More evidence that she is not who she says she is.
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More than half the country still opposed interracial marriage until the mid 90s.
I feel like the 1980s loved black people in a way other decades did not. Michael Jackson, Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan, Prince, Whitney, Janet, Magic, Oprah, LL, and yes, Cosby and OJ, just to name a few. They were LOVED.
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