Mostly hands off investor, dabbles in trading, looking to retire in 2034 and need 8% p.a. Glory supporter of ⚒️ COYI!

Joined December 2017
Portfolio for 2026: ALW Artemis SmartGARP EM AGT BERI HGT INPP JGGI JUGI LWDB MYI PCT Ranmore Global Equity RKW TRY Troy Trojan YFS Argonaut Absolute Return
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Hi all and here's the slightly late monthly performance for the portfolio (spoiler - it's down). Best asset: Energy & Resources (#BERI) Worst asset: Rockwood Strategic Portfolio reduced in value by -7.16% over March and therefore is -0.38% YTD. Keeping calm and carrying on.
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Lost patience with Alliance Witan #ALW so have sold and reinvested into Orbis Global Equity Fund 🤞.
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I think our waitress was a vegetarian / vegan earlier today. When bringing over our roast dinner she asked, “cow?”. It took me a few seconds but then I said, “oh, yes, I ordered beef”. Factually correct, but perhaps delivered a little tersely 😬.
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Morning all and another positive month for the portfolio +3.74%. ⭐️assets: Murray Int Trust #MYI, Artemis SmartGARP EM, TR Property #TRY. 💩 assets: HG Capital #HGT, Rockwood Strategic #RKW, JPM Global growth & Inc #JGGI. Portfolio up +7.30 YTD. Have great weekends 🍻
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I am, of course, very relaxed about my decision last week to top slice the #BERI holding and reinvest into #HGT. Very happy indeed. Not regretting it. Not at all. Laughing really. Wibble.
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Morning all - a positive start to the year for the portfolio +3.43% for January. ⭐️assets: #BERI; Artemis Em Markets; Argonaut Absolute. 💩 assets: #HGT; #ALW. Dividends from #AGT, #BERI, #JUGI, #LWDB, #TRY Portfolio of course up +3.43% YTD. Have great weekends 🍻
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I made a few changes to the portfolio earlier today. I halved #PCT and bought #JEGI with the proceeds. Also top-sliced #BERI as the holding had exceeded its allocation by 25% and topped up #HGT.
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podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… Really enjoyed this episode of the Twin Petes @conkers3 and @HTVIOLA. The discussion about Currys customer service improvement reminded me of this Not the Nine O’Clock News sketch from the 80s. Cheers all. m.youtube.com/watch?v=DvswW6…
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Morning all and a happy new year. The portfolio finished on a positive note up +20.42% for the year so well above my 8% p.a. minimum requirement. I've made changes to the portfolio so will update my pinned portfolio accordingly. I sincerely hope you all have a great 2026 🙏
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Evening all - after a period of absence on X owing to a family bereavement, I'll just be posting monthly portfolio performance from now on. Year to date, portfolio is +19.79% and I'll update my pinned portfolio in January. Hope everyone is ok and hug your loved ones.
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This episode is great with an interview with The Art of Execution author, Lee Freeman Shor. @conkers3 and @HTVIOLA have also talked about the psychology of investing recently in their Twin Petes Investing podcast. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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Morning all and a positive week for the portfolio despite Friday’s sell-off +1.19% ⭐️assets: Global Eq Inc (#MYI and #JGGI) and Gold (#SGLN). 💩assets: Infrastructure (#INPP), UK Equity Income (#LWDB). Portfolio now up +17.94% YTD. Have great weekends 🍻.
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A few actions on my portfolio: Reduced holding in Gold (still hold a proportion, but not as high). Opened a position in Rockwood Strategic IT #RKW to increase UK small cap exposure. Also hold #JUGI in this asset class.
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Guilty pleasure is #MAFSUK - it’s weirdly addictive. It would be great if John walked into the apartment saying that he’s written a poem about their day of bliss and Abi looked into the camera with exhausted eyes while whispering, ‘FFS’.
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Morning all and a negative week for the portfolio -1.45%. ⭐️assets: Gold (#SGLN), Commodities (#BERI). 💩assets: Tech (#PCT), Global Eq Inc (#JGGI). Portfolio now +16.55% YTD. Have great weekends 🍻
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Morning all and a negative week for the portfolio -0.38%. ⭐️ assets: Tech (#PCT), EM (Artemis SmartGARP EM). 💩 assets: PE (#HGT), REITs (#TRY). Dividend from #BERI Portfolio now up +18.28% YTD. Have great weekends 🍻.
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Morning all and a positive week for the portfolio +1.89%. ⭐️ assets: Tech (#PCT), EM (Artemis SmartGARP EM). 💩 assets: Gold (#SGLN), Argonaut Absolute Return. Dividends from #LWDB and #HGT. Portfolio is now up 18.73% YTD (my target is 8% so something is weird). 🍻
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Thinking of ditching the JP Morgan UK Smaller Companies #JUGI investment trust as I might as well just hold a tracker and get better performance. Also considering investing half of the proceeds into Rockwood Strategic and half in a tracker as they seem to be doing great.
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Morning all and a positive week for the portfolio +0.62%. ⭐️assets: Gold (#SGLN / #IGLG); REITs (#TRY). 💩assets: EM (Artemis SmartGARP EM); UK Equity Inc (#LWDB). Portfolio now up +16.52% YTD. Have great weekends 🍻.
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