Playwright who used to work for SNL

New York, NY
Joined July 2015
Rob Ackerman retweeted
It’s like Patel writes for The Onion.
Kash Patel: There has never been a president who has brought us together like Trump has
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As Iago explained his hatred of Cassio: “He hath a beauty in his daily life that makes me ugly.”
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Replying to @atrupar
I propose a new term for an epic, self-inflicted failure: Schmitt the bed™ verb — to confidently fuck something up so badly that your own visual aid becomes evidence against you.
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There is a dirtbag in this clip, and it’s not Jack Smith or Amy Klobuchar.
🤡 Eric Schmitt beclowns himself during Jack Smith hearing 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atlanta to go to a Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, and briefly displayed his "evidence" on a poster board before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- Schmitt's facts were totally wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland at a Hawkeyes (not a Hawks) game and never met Willis. As Klobuchar told him, "You have your teams wrong." Here's the whole deeply embarrassing sequence:
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I didn’t need new reasons to despise our nation’s leadership, but this and allowing new gas guzzlers and using taxpayers’ dollars to fund political ads are doing it.
This is especially concerning coming at a moment when we will need philosophers, artists and social workers more than ever. AI will challenge our our moral and ethical code, our social structures and our very humanity more than any tech in history. We should be encouraging those fields of study that prioritize societal benefit and are pro-human, even (especially?) if they are not valued by capital markets.
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Brilliant:
Harvard kids singing Radiohead’s “Creep.” This could have gone very wrong. Then the lead singer opens his mouth. The Harvard Veritones have won at the International Championship of Collegiate A Cappella — the real-world competition that inspired Pitch Perfect. Turn the sound on for this one.
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Imagining.
Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the WH press corps. You’re laughing but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated a behavior like that from me.”
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Rob Ackerman retweeted
“A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.” - D. Elton Trueblood Bless this man - doing the Lord’s work in NYC (h/t @CBSNewYork)
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He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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Rob Ackerman retweeted
And so here we are. This statement from Trump blows my mind. That a sitting president would not let any renovations to a public building go on unless he gets to first put his name in the said building… What a sad state of affairs. What a tragedy. Actually, how small minded, how narcissistic. Actually great men, devoted to public service and the public good do not act like this. It seems that this man will not rest until his name is permanently connected to the name of a great president, whose memory this building was dedicated to. Imagine spending your time and your days focused on this, as everyday Americans struggle with healthcare, gas prices, rent, and food. Imagine spending your days focused on this, while a war rages under your leadership. Enough said. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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The Middle Ages had quite a sense of humor. Abbey of Sainte Foy, Conques, France, from around 1050.
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It’s true that we would feel far more safe with a high IQ president.
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Experience has taught us that when our president says everything’s fine, it is not.
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“It’s a hoax,” Mr. Trump said, “The robots are not going to be taking over the world. That’s not going to happen.” And Covid was going to be gone in a week.
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Rob Ackerman retweeted
I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
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Rob Ackerman retweeted
I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.
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Here’s a quietly wonderful thing I noticed: If you talk to someone who was in choir or band at a majority Black HS, you’ll eventually discuss those annoying fundraisers for uniforms, instruments, etc. & a SURPRISING number will casually say: “Oh, Dolly Parton paid for ours”
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So the bad news is groceries are really expensive. The good news is none of them are safe to eat anyway.
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Søren Kierkegaard on the Importance of Walking “Above all, do not lose your desire to walk. Everyday, I walk myself into a state of well-being & walk away from every illness. I have walked myself into my best thoughts, and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it. But by sitting still, & the more one sits still, the closer one comes to feeling ill. Thus if one just keeps on walking, everything will be all right.”
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