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alyssa

@actuallywilde

22-year-old lesbian princess

 she/they | 馃嚚馃嚘
Joined August 2024
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my tweets keep blowing up can u Guys look at my face instead please
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unironically: passionfruit by drake
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every stoner has THAT song the song comes on, the volume goes up, and suddenly you're explaining to everybody why this is the greatest piece of music ever created I need recommendations
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he ate that one thing i'm sorry
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sira?@fairyycreationNov 3
his natural aegyo is so fucking refreshing
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me when i went to the psychiatrist for the first time and she asked if i had hallucinations and i said "no, but i've seen ghosts before"
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on my first day of public school (10th grade/freshman in high school) the teachers started off the first assembly with "we have moved the smoke pit" and i was like Wow it's just like the movies fr
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i also have reason to believe my high school was a collective fever dream though so my frame of reference for normal is bad
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i think windows 11 was the start of the end
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@netflixNov 2
The perfect captain. The perfect life. The perfect cover. Meet Anya. The Body premieres in 9 days.
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this is so so so so huge for depressed people everywhere
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calling this app twitter is a valid form of peaceful protest in 2026
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my body is ready for the body (netflix)
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@netflixNov 1
Patrons saints.
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falling for the emily blunt and anne hathaway lesbian rumours not because i actually believe it but more so because i want to
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oomf gets typecast as characters that kill themselves so often i went to his musical today and lowkey started getting worried
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buuggaboo@pubbo11Oct 31
Randy mash and chris Hansen duo
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randy marsh and chris hansen unintentionally being a peak duo costume
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Thursday, October 31st. Perfect day to watch The Batman.
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i had to keep going up to people like this bc lowkey without it i just looked like a lesbian in a suit
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got borderline blackout and rocked the bar with my rendition of hotline bling as chris hansen
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ao3 going down when i am in a deep depression and the only thing keeping me awake is reading my silly little internet stories <<<<<<<<<<
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i wake up and work and go to bed now like deadass i don't do anything else
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