*paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke

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m🚬 · Oct 23, 2026 · 7:51 PM UTC

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m🚬@dudeitsmoodOct 23

this being oomfs cuz i fw everyone

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manuel · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:18 PM UTC

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manuel@manwelllb_Oct 23

letting that one oomf who lives 725 miles from me know I care abt them

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fadeaway jumper · Oct 22, 2026 · 6:04 PM UTC

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fadeaway jumper@lebronluvr69Oct 22

ohhh nice tweet about your boyfriend #unfollowed

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Dani 🗽 · Oct 23, 2026 · 7:01 AM UTC

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Dani 🗽@Dan0nat0rOct 23

Ethan klien cheated on his wife and the entire crew of his podcast quit

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angel · Oct 15, 2026 · 7:08 PM UTC

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angel@acid___angelOct 15

can people stop walking by my smoke spot please

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🐌 · Oct 15, 2026 · 1:23 AM UTC

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🐌@russtromeOct 15

i love when two hockey teams just fucking hate each other

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dan · Oct 13, 2026 · 11:58 PM UTC

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dan@DansplainerOct 13

i do not like the person i become on roblox bingo

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zesty zio · Oct 13, 2026 · 11:28 PM UTC

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zesty zio@ziosaaaOct 13

I have an extra queen sized air mattress, sheets and pillows just to have the CHANCE of hosting my friends. Extra towels, toothbrushes, rags and everything. You’re all so bad at maintaining relationships platonic or not because you’re selfish!!

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hanna ⋆˚࿔ · Oct 12, 2026 · 12:25 AM UTC

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hanna ⋆˚࿔@hansalchemyOct 12

how it felt when i first joined stan twt at age 14

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pepper · Oct 11, 2026 · 7:46 PM UTC

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pepper@AGPepperrOct 11

I often find myself withdrawing from my friends and feeling like I have nothing to offer them but then I actually hang out with them and have a blast and I'm like oh yeah forgot I have the Everyone Hates Me and Wants Me To Die ™️ disorder

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feral stardust · Oct 11, 2026 · 8:58 PM UTC

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feral stardust@celestialxsighOct 11

Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no

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