Slow learner, fast talker.
Cape Town
Joined August 2009
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Only 1.9 million out of +59 million vaccinations to date, shockingly inept of this @GovernmentZA
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I'm starting to *really* regret asking Sean Connery to give a talk on 'deficits' at my "Overly Sensitive People's Hard of Hearing Group".
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In 2016, Microsoft set up a Twitter chatbot that could learn to converse based on what people told it. It was using swear words by the next morning.
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Prince Archie has been alive for 3 days and on 2 of those, English teams have pulled off some of the greatest results in our country's European football history. Would it be too bold to suggest we make him king now?
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Even after being fired, Mourinho has still not left the Manchester United stadium. Apparently he's parked the bus in his office and they can't get him out.
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How the seasons work in the UK:
Jan - Cold
Feb – Still Cold
Mar – Still cold but snow now
Apr - Rain
May – More rain
Jun – Why is it still raining
July - BEES
Aug – Oh god it is so hot
Sept – I miss the heat
Oct – Heat is simply a memory
Nov - Cold
Dec – Cold but with capitalism
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I do'nt care what Kids at School call me because they are all Disgusting Fake Losers and my Real Friends go to a diffrent Scool you haven't heard of and they think Im the Coolest and Smartest and we go to parties and I don't have to tell you there Names for this to be True.
