Adara 🚀🏂

Every day I get to be on my snowboard is a good day, but today was especially magnificent. Thank you Jake @burtonsnowboard for making each run possible.🏂#ADayForJake #RideOnJake

I love a good “inconclusive” wedding. Nothing beats leaving the reception and wondering if the couple actually got married or not... 🤔 #typosarefun #willcopyeditforfood

News to me. Poor #Adara 😔

According to @_MarcGoldberg: "Fat guys, if you know how to throw them, actually are better." 🤔 #GoogleGardenGnomeGame

Me whenever my coworkers talk about how much they love winter days with 50ºF temps and all I'm thinking about is the snow melting at my local ski&snowboard hill:

No messages from Ronald...yet.

Today I listened to several albums by @GooGooDolls and now I'm having a @GooGooClusters for dessert. It's a good day for #Goo.

On tonight's episode of "Where Are They Now?": The orange McDonald's Fry Kid, a former child star, has grown up, ditched fast food for hockey skates, and is embarking on a new career as the Philadelphia Flyers' mascot.

"Everything hinges on the potatoes." 🥔🥔🥔 #SuchIsLife #SoItGoes

Yeah, if I had 6 limbs, I'd be an amazing drummer too. 🎶🥁🐜@AntMan

Enjoying a beautiful sunset with an amazing person. 🌅👟👟

M: "You have too many Yetis." A: "No, you can never have too many Yetis." M: "You have four of them!" A: "But two are twins so they don't count." #NeverTooManyYetis

I'm at Chuck E. Cheese and a-ha's "Take On Me" is playing. An amazing track selection by DJ Charles! 🐭🎶

Dawdling in Dolgeville: A Memoir. Coming soon to a bookshelf near you.

The Sandlot on the big screen?! You're killing me, Smalls! ⚾️

I am Groot. 🌱

"I'd rather go get ice cream than go to the bookstore." 👍🍦👎📚

We came, we saw, we Slowdived. Thank you @slowdiveband! 🎸🌌🎶

"Watch the Gap" < "Mind the Gap"