That feeling when you can't remember where you parked your sandcrawler...
Tatooine.
Joined May 2017
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Jawa Fyodor retweeted
Quote of the Day Rep. Ruben Gallego to Trump on border security
“I will gladly work with the president when his ideas aren’t stupid and detrimental to the United States,"
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
Residents of Parrish, Alabama are complaining that a train filled with ten million pounds of human waste from New York is ruining their lives.
Which is odd, because last time a giant heap of poop from New York passed through Alabama they elected it president.
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
*Psssst* Guess what!? THE ISOTOPES HAVE A GAME TONIGHT!!!
The 2018 season gets underway this evening at 6:35 in Salt Lake when the Topes take on the Bees. ⚛vs🐝
@showtimealmonte will toe the rubber tonight for #ABQ.
👀 milb.tv
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
That's such a shame RT @thehill: JUST IN: Federal judge denies Bill O'Reilly's request to keep past sexual harassment settlements sealed hill.cm/HzSe4KN
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
Good day to recall the 2 QBs Hue Jackson has caped hardest for as #Browns coach:
Robert Griffin III
"The Earth shook beneath my feet." -- Hue on RG3's workout.
AJ McCarron
Tried to trade a 2 & 3 for 7 games of AJ, who went on to command Chase Daniel money in free agency.
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
JUST IN: Federal judge denies Bill O'Reilly's request to keep past sexual harassment settlements sealed hill.cm/HzSe4KN
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
1. Muslim Ban
2. Equating Neo-nazis w/those protesting against them
3. Whole response to Charlottesville
4. Pardoning racist Arpaio
5. Calling black athletes, “sons of bitches”
6. Ending DACA
7. Slower response to Puerto Rico
8. Calling predominantly black countries, “shit-holes” teapaw.org/skywardav3ry/status/98…
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
I mean, I considered doing an April Fool's prank about a vast conspiracy involving a global child kidnapping, sex, and cannibalism ring set in a Washington pizzeria, but it seemed too much. teapaw.org/Popehat/status/9804280…
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
“I mean, it’s getting to where you can’t even attack kids advocating for positive social change after they survived a brutal massacre without facing some sort of consequences, this oppression of conservatives has to stop.” teapaw.org/ScottMGreer/status/979…
The Left is once again weaponizing corporate power to shut down conservatives cnbc.com/2018/03/29/tripadvi…
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
We brought our A game to win handily over Tusken Ravers (who now know about agony as well as ecstasy). 15-2. #swgoh
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
This is hard to write...
My husband of 33 years, a Veteran, was changed from a Conservative into an extreme alt-right crazy. Who is to blame? FUCKING FACEBOOK! Constant Clickbait. I feel like I'm married to a stranger.
Class Action against Facebook?
I'm in.
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
One time I was walking past a synagogue and a man came out and asked me to adjust the thermostat since they couldn’t do it because it was the Sabbath and that would be considered work. So I’m gonna go ahead and say Jews do not control the weather.
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
Like hiring Los Del Rio to not play the Macarena. teapaw.org/ShimonPro/status/97695…
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
A summons has been officially issued to @realDonaldTrump in a lawsuit filed claiming he is violating the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution. The lawsuit was filed by both Washington D.C. and Maryland Attorneys General. 👊
amp.businessinsider.com/trum…
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
"Must wear too big gloves, purse lips, and violate lab safety rules with hair down while wearing jewelry." @IvankaTrump #HowNotToScience
Jawa Fyodor retweeted
Bork's beard signified pseudo intellectual, Bolton's stache pseudo tough guy. Cop in Queens 1975 RT @MikeSacksEsq: John Bolton’s mustache backing up Bork at the famous hearings 30.5 years ago
