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The Governor

@adorablegov

This is my church. This is where I heal my hurts.

Joined May 2021
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Since 2022 one person or another has been obsessing over me. The latest one has got it bad. Every post, every reply, every day. I love it so much. Cope and seethe forever💋
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This is both one of the saddest and funniest things I’ve seen today lol
Ben Carroll (@BenCarrollMP) profile pictureBen Carroll@BenCarrollMP19h
150,000 potholes filled on Victorian roads, more to go. We're filling 500,000 by early next year.
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If calling someone a stupid bitch is violent language then most of you stupid bitch followers of mine will be in the slammer soon #bewarned.
Lone Patriot (@LonePatriot14) profile pictureLone Patriot
@LonePatriot14Oct 29
Based lawyer refuses to cuck when Greens Senator Steph Hodgins May calls his law firm and tries to force him to apologise for calling her a “stupid bitch” online. He doubles down and stands by the comment and calls her a stupid bitch again.
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Replying to @shellenberger @ALeighMP
“We must ban angry men ranting on the internet!”
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Sucks to be you, you putrid moll.
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Diane Yap (@RealDianeYap) profile pictureDiane Yap
@RealDianeYapOct 28
Replying to @RealDianeYap
Anyway, I hope @redbaronpizza fires him. Absolutely unhinged behavior. He wasted his own time. If he were smart, he'd realize it was a stupid prank, not react at all, and it would've taken approximately 3 seconds of his time.
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BYE CUNT! 👋🏻
ABC News (@abcnews) profile pictureABC News
@abcnews23h
#BREAKING: Erin Patterson has lost an appeal against her convictions for murder. abc.net.au/news/2026-10-30/e…
Live: Erin Patterson awaits appeal decision on mushroom murder convictions

Live: Erin Patterson awaits appeal decision on mushroom murder convictions

Three judges from Victoria's Court of Appeal will hand down their judgment on Erin Patterson's appeal against her murder convictions and on the prosecution's appeal over her sentence.

abc.net.au
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Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 29
🚨 NEW: People with ADHD can now get a third off train tickets under Government changes to the disabled railcard to include people with neurodivergence
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Replying to @adorablegov
Behind the mask…
Image from THE ORIGINAL C VANDERPUNK🇨🇾🕊️🍉🏳️‍🌈 (@Cvanderpunk2)
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The cheapest hair plugs too I’ve heard.
Ash (@AshPolitik) profile pictureAsh@AshPolitikOct 29
Australia and Victoria has the cheapest energy in the world #auspol #politics #energy
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The Governor retweeted
Neet (@neet_sol) profile picture
Neet
@neet_solOct 28
Instead of calling in sick, I’m going to call in healthy. I’m not coming in today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on work
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Did you know that if you have a flight credit with cuntas and you want to redeem it for a flight of lesser value than the credit, you can only do so by phone (45 min ofc) . If you want to redeem your credit and put it towards a more expensive flight you can do it online. 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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The website will lead you all the way through the booking process only to disappoint you when you click ‘purchase’. It won’t tell you why it can’t process your redemption, you have to ring up to find out 🤡🤡🤡🤡.
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If kanye is such a great rapper how come he rhymed gold digger with broke-broke?
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they are insane
Ellen Sandell (@ellensandell) profile pictureEllen Sandell@ellensandellOct 28
Imagine a Melbourne where you can finish work on a hot summer's day, head down to the Birrarung Yarra and jump straight in. Victorians used to swim in the Birrarung Yarra. There's absolutely no reason why we can't again. Paris even did it in the Seine - we could do it here too!
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Good strategy Ben 🤡
News24 Australia (@News24Aust) profile pictureNews24 Australia
@News24AustOct 29
Victorian Labor Premier Ben Carroll has refused a one-on-one debate with Opposition Leader Jess Wilson, claiming that One Nation must be on stage for him to attend. news24.com.au/politics/austr…
Ben Carroll refuses one-on-one debate with Jess Wilson unless One Nation attends

Ben Carroll refuses one-on-one debate with Jess Wilson unless One Nation attends

Victorian Labor Premier Ben Carroll has refused a one-on-one debate with Opposition Leader Jess Wilson, claiming that One Nation must be on stage for him to attend.

news24.com.au
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The king of aged fine wine. My god.
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M (@flouncyflopper) profile pictureM
@flouncyflopperOct 27
The audacity of the men critiquing Harry Kanes wife when they are sitting at home with spotty arses, reeking of divorce and hairlines that look like a toffee apple rolled in a carpet.
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Lecture number 1 - “How to get giddy with power, fuck your own country then flee it in disgrace without giving it a second thought”.
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The Governor retweeted
Girth Vader II (@lovvewolf) profile picture
Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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