making bad dumb stuff 🫪 social + creative | ex @google @fentybeauty

bay area
Joined November 2013
if u take me seriously on twitter that’s on u buddy
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loggin tf on
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Today we’re rolling out @dailyfun We're making markets ridiculously fun to play, and we're just getting started. Join our beta today.
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I'm fucking back. After years of building consumer apps, and the incredible privilege I had working with Aave and Polymarket... did you really think I was going to AI? I think access to markets has been solved, Robinhood put the exchange in your pocket, and prediction markets make damn near everything tradable. Participation is the next big problem. We're not going to build another trading terminal. I think about TikTok, X and Netflix. Something you open because you expect to find an experience worth your time. The app that you open every single day, hence the name. So what actually is Daily?
Today we’re rolling out @dailyfun We're making markets ridiculously fun to play, and we're just getting started. Join our beta today.
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waiting for Technical FriendsTM with Important JobsTM to finish calls so i can ask them how to fix my vibecoded merge conflict
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its so cute when codex uses my computer like yessssss explore!
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there’s an issey miyake kindergarten just down the street from the kelly clarkson bird shop
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and if i said that skyler gisondo’s wario is jeremy allen white
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we still got it
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a lot of crypto folks starting to follow me 🫪 where were yall when i did constitutionDAO or sold a date as an NFT for 69 eth like 5 years ago
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🔍犬 チョコレート 少しだけ 🔍犬 チョコレート なぜだめ 🔍チョコレート どんな味 🔍チョコレート 食べたい
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made a rug for your desktop so you can sweep your mess under it
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i often really miss this era of ai.
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First teaser for the ‘CRAZY RICH ASIANS’ sequel series. Constance Wu, Henry Golding, Ronny Chieng and Michelle Yeoh will reprise their roles. Coming soon to HBO Max.
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i am thrilled to announce i just bought another domain
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i built a website where you can sit at elizabeth holmes’ desk open her macbook, scroll her iphone, run the theranos edison machine her texts, emails, slides, documents, and theranos machine records are real, sourced from exhibits in the united states v. holmes criminal trial
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sorry rivals i found my forever game
Hello Kitty Party Land has it all! ✨ Customize a character 🗺️ Explore fun areas 🎲 Play board game adventures 🎯 Earn points in petit and mini-games 🛍️ Go shopping 🎣 Farm and fish 🎂 Create music 🧩 Try challenging puzzles ...and SO much more! Available October 29th!
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oh my god finally you bitches are building SOMETHING!!!!
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it’s me i’m bitches
oh my god finally you bitches are building SOMETHING!!!!
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I put the entire game of Minecraft inside twitter.. with WORKING multiplayer 💀 tweetcraft.jai.vin/r/ti9bwes…
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