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Ashley

@adubs80

tired teenage law school grad

Joined July 2009
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We need an American Girl doll who will drive her friend to and from their abortion and get them Cheesecake Factory afterward.
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kaz ✿@vamprbloodOct 31
73 horas sin ao3 y a los autores los invadió el espíritu de anne rice
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Was silence not an option?
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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ao3 down for 2-4 weeks MAMDANI DO SOMETHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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So glad I've gotten into the habit of downloading the ePub for whatever I'm currently reading.
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AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
#AO3 is down for maintenance. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…

AO3 Down for Maintenance

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biene@fionceyOct 27
powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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@SkeptaOct 28
The ladies call me this on a regular lol fuck a magazine validation 🚯
Fly & Fine (@Zandiile_) profile pictureFly & Fine@Zandiile_Oct 28
On a serious note, how has Skepta not been named the sexiest man alive?
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#46 - @Beyonce + Jack White, 'Don't Hurt Yourself' "'Don’t Hurt Yourself' sets every complex emotion from across Lemonade alight while she basks and thrashes in the heat. Beyoncé never runs out of steam, delivering each verse with new incisions." List: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) profile pictureRolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 27
Rolling Stone Presents The 200 Greatest Rock Songs of the 21st Century So Far 🎸 From dance-floor glam to gritty punk, from psychedelic jams to acoustic storytellers, and more. Behold, our list ⬇️ rollingstone.com/music/music…
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Were Connor and Hudson not available?
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Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 27
Noah Wyle for People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026 issue 📸: Jeff Lipsky
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Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) profile pictureVivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamyOct 25
Who Dey! Big Bengals win.
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You know what? Fuck it. Let her do it lol.
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House press secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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Evan Barker (@evanwch) profile pictureEvan Barker
@evanwchOct 24
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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And THAT is why I keep a spreadsheet of all the fics I read. 😌
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philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 22
NEW YORK (AP) — Tom Skerritt, a durable character actor with roles in 'Picket Fences,' 'Alien' and 'Top Gun,' dies.
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Example 28,276 of why I’m mean to conservatives.
Richard Gaisford (@richardgaisford) profile pictureRichard Gaisford@richardgaisfordOct 22
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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milly@odvratnaOct 20
doing things alone and not waiting for other people to do it with me
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NELLIE@edmrbeautyOct 16
sorry gotta go meet the loml
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charles@chuucleOct 14
Are women not allowed to say “we don’t like being called whores”
Kentavious Tripleflips (@GmingClipz) profile pictureKentavious Tripleflips@GmingClipzOct 13
The response to Shane Gillis's joke is why we lose elections, by the way.
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Okay, I just found out this is from A Few Good Men on Broadway... looking for tickets NOW.
mims ྀི (@blythsluv) profile picturemims ྀི
@blythsluvOct 14
i have nothing appropriate to say
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Never mind. Those mfrs are pricey.
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