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"Half of everything can be explained by geography, and the other half by Shakespeare."

Maitland, FL
Joined February 2016
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You must carve the pumpkin. For the children.
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Marco Rubio finds out he has to navigate the USS Enterprise. RIP Walter Koenig.
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Apollo should never represent the upper limit of what @NASA can achieve. It should be a standard we continuously strive to exceed. We’re bringing that intensity, discipline, and engineering ownership back to this agency. Great nations do not remain great by being caretakers of history, but by continuously making history.
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Since UCF defeated BYU, and BYU defeated Notre Dame, UCF is the official state religion of America now. Per the terms of the 1494 Treaty of Tordesillas, UCF will also assume control of any future space colonies launched from within from the Diocese of Orlando.
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“I would rather sell gin to the poor people and poison them that way.” Walter Scott on why he would never write for the daily newspapers
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Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday
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Replying to @jathansadowski
Muahahahaha
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The French are interesting as I’ve never seen a people so proud of their culture yet also so willing to give it up.
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Haiku for Senator Slotkin CIA Karen Affects to deter the young Until ratioed
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Literacy starts at home. 📚
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Whenever I hear a journalist or politician bleat that “everyone” hates data centers, I note that “everyone” hates waste facilities, prisons and homeless shelters. But “everyone” also loves their trash picked up, murderers in prison and vagrant-free parks. Therefore “everyone” does not hate data centers so much as they hate the idea it might be located near their home.
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Huh…
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#𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕜 He just walked in here, expecting a tour of the Enterprise. I guess this punk’s feeling lucky, isn’t he, Mr. Spock?
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